Michael Parnell

Two-time Georgia Tech grad. Engineer turned consultant turned product marketer. Xennialish. I use twitter to complain to companies and retweet the Onion

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

104 year old World War 2 Veteran Dominick Critelli performed the National Anthem on the saxophone at tonight’s game!

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@DannyDeraney @TimAndrewsHere

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@MKaminskiMusic Lawyers spoil everything!

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@MKaminskiMusic have you considered “what would you do for a Klondike bar” for Nootbaar?

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@CharlesSchwab Please accept my apologies as I move my holdings to another brokerage.

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@kris_math @DavidSpade @SavCivicCenter Had the same experience. And @thebizznizz wasn't given her due at all in that venue. I hope @SavCivicCenter @oakviewgroup gives the artists their cut back. We traveled in from out of town for this show and I don't think I'll see any show there again.

[Hilton Head Island @TownofHHI]

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@PapaDominic @KylePorterCBS The website shows almost every shot for every player.

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@RealWas_Taken @Arumi_kai I’m guessing you don’t have children.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It's clear Georgia Tech should return to its roots if it wants to win again. 🐝

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@therealtmac13 @jontweetssports Tech fans aren’t listening anymore.

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@Ant_Allen Probably wouldn't hurt to remind @GTAthletics and @GTToddStansbury of that either.

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@Adweek I like the sentiment a lot, but then I start seeing a turtle on wheels...

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@Kelly_Quinlan This is what you'd get if Michael Scott from the office was a college football coach instead.

[Downdetector @downdetector]

User reports indicate Microsoft Teams is having problems since 1:08 PM EDT. https://t.co/lrZW08yr6T RT if you're also having problems #teamsdown

[D.C. United @dcunited]

RT to get @YamilAsad11 on #SportsCenterTop10

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@bravesorganist Trea Turner kinda looks like Tobey Macguire to me…

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@bravesorganist my wife and were having a debate about whether or not Trea Turner looks at all like at Tobey Maguire. Is that the Spider-Man connection?

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@CoachPCJ Yeah but how many retweets did you get each week? I’m told this is what really matters as a Georgia Tech fan now.