Andrew Murrison Parody MP

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[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

Got my orders.....watch me on #Newsnight
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[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

Porkie pies
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[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

I'd like to tell the graffer that this is a result of piss poor planning....but I won't 👇👇👇
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[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

See you there?

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Advance notice:

Trowbridge Apple Festival on 2nd October from 11am - 3pm #Trowbridge

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

Reshuffle 👇👇👇👇👇👇
Still no call from the gaffer ☹���
Should I worry?
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[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

Pathetic 👇👇👇👇👇👇
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BBC News - Universal Credit: Cut is two hours extra work for claimants, says Therese Coffey
https://t.co/mgWVUF5P1v

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

Got a WhatsApp from David Cameron recommending a company called Bluesill. Should I invest?
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[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

I can't really argue with that👇

[🔶 South West Wiltshire Lib Dems 🇺🇦 @SWWiltsLibDems]

It’s all very well @wiltscouncil stating that the IPCC report shows climate change is serious BUT 7 Wiltshire Conservatives voted to compound the local climate problems by voting for an incinerator in Westbury.

Actions speak louder than words. @WiltshireNews @WestburyGAG

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

@GBNEWS @RoundLike Birds of a feather......

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

@RoundLike @AWMurrison Surely more like Ronnie Corbett

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

@AWMurrison Looks like you pulled a crowd

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

@LaCatholicState @AWMurrison What do yah mean?

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

@EmilyPSLabour @AWMurrison @SWWiltsLibDems @WiltshireNews You are not wrong.....nor were these recommendations implemented https://t.co/YXVHNebqqI

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

Boss Boris promises to fix social care and then forgets.🍌
Will you give him a nudge...go on.
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[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

@johnredwood https://t.co/o9Apnf1jQf

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

It's good to see more material for Cunk on Britain which if you missed it is on iPlayer. A comedic look at history.
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[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

@AWMurrison @BrandonLewis https://t.co/o9Apnf1jQf

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

It's good to see more material for Cunk on Britain which if you missed it is on iPlayer. A comedic look at history.
@AWMurrison
@FlyOnNo10Wall
@SWWiltsLibDems

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

It's good to see more material for Cunk on Britain which if you missed it is on iPlayer. A comedic look at history.
@AWMurrison
@FlyOnNo10Wall
@SWWiltsLibDems

[Rt Hon Andrew Murrison MD VR @AWMurrison]

Measured, sensible statement by NI Secretary @BrandonLewis on unsustainable NI Protocol.
After EU’s botched attempt to trigger Article 16 for political purposes he’s right not to invoke it but negotiate alternative that fully respects GFA.

[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

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[Andrew Murrison Parody MP @ParodyMp]

I'm hoping for a change of heart on this. Give them 5 minutes 🍌🍌🍌
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@https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/jul/20/boris-johnson-to-delay-social-care-reform-plans-until-autumn?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other