Weepal McStimpal

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

How yumeshippers feel whenever their hyperfixation ends and now they’ve got a bunch of plastic bullshit scattered across their room.

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

@willsgardevoir Fuck you.

[Fvller @Tribesrep0rt2]

Why mayo women only f.uck Indian boys 🤬💢❗️❗️❗️

Just be confident cumskin 😎

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

Masturbating before 8 pm is my equivalent to day-drinking.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Everybody remember stick races?

No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

Play Station and Switch inflation porn on my timeline.

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

@soulspider444 Never lose your larp.

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

@SupremeColonise Killing someone means you’re obsessed.

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

@soulspider444 @TK_SFM They’re beating your ass in the replies. 😭.

[L6 SADI @L6_man]

I feel vindicated

[shrimp ★ @gyjonuts]

jojo fans rushing for the “SKIP OUTRO” button the second this song starts playing next week

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

Best YouTube videos:

1: “We need to talk about Blood Meridian” by DJ Peach Cobbler

2: “guy giving birth to a baby out of his dick-hole” by Username38751

3: “uganda knuckles” by apandah

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

Chubby bunny challenge but with bull testicles.

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

@DiscussingFish_ That’s not a funny joke, man.

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

@papertaco2 Fuck, this reminds me of my thought process when they added Isle skins. Today, I hit my 16th day on the game.

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

@JektoReal NEVER speak ill about Ghost, or ANY Isle skin for that matter, EVER again. Reporting for terrorism.

[Eden @Edenedddy]

我的鸡巴真是又粗又长，刚刚拉裤拉链的时候不小心手滑，鸡巴直接弹出来把窗户弹烂了捅穿了对面那栋楼的承重柱，一瞬间楼全垮了所有人都死在里面。我也因为鸡巴大被抓了说我私藏核武器，关着坐了几年牢出来大鸡巴已经被没收了所以变成了一个女孩子。

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Takes shortcut home, RAPED. #badluckbrian

[Weepal McStimpal @parryblockdodg3]

Who wants to get their ass brofisted?

[Cat And Pain 😺⛓️ @CatAndPain]

"Whoever loses has to save Henryk instead of Abella"