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[SIR PATRICK @Partisankuria]

@Kamau266 Kuna time one of my sneaky links alikam na nilikuwa down mbaya sana, she had to call her man. Alituma 500 tukaendea supper na CDs juu hakuwa on her safe days

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I still remember when asamoh went to kasarani police station in a suit just to make sure kairo was locked in . Prime twitter .

[✞ ᜰ🇦🇷 @rayagoescrazy]

Wait what??😳

[` @chixxsays]

Muslims support Palestine only because they share the same religion, not out of humanity

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Once in a while, Ruto visits Kenya to announce new taxes, then proceeds with his world tour.

Incompetent at birth.

[MichuriKE @TheChalkRabbi]

YAANI KASONGO BOUGHT two luxury Jets, LEASED them to a Canadian Aviation company and now he is getting any reason to HIRE HIS OWN JETS and then bill the government. I have never been this angry 😡 with him. Mungu mchukue sasa.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

P.D. Aprovechando la buena relación con vuestro nuevo presidente, a ver si dejáis de 'robar' jugadores de nuestra Academia. ¡Muchas gracias, @realmadrid!

[Olóyè. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

I didn't find you so I gave the money to your wife😭🥲

[SIR PATRICK @Partisankuria]

@PL__OOC Isn't this Cole Palmer only??

[SIR PATRICK @Partisankuria]

@FIFAWorldCup @kamauwaruhiu saidia hapa mzee 🙏

[SIR PATRICK @Partisankuria]

@FIFAWorldCup Someone with a verified account to ask Grok how many times this account has posted Lionel Messi...
These guys are not even hiding they are Messi fans broh...

[SIR PATRICK @Partisankuria]

@Nganga_one Hiyo ni ujinga....

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

2️⃣ days to go.

Lionel Messi is the only player to win two #FIFAWorldCup adidas Golden Ball awards 🏆🏆

[SIR PATRICK @Partisankuria]

@piersmorgan Make it double and I'll fly from Kenya to there, and spend a whole day looking for it. Impressive results guaranteed

[SIR PATRICK @Partisankuria]

@nyxwanga @blanketsandwine DM I'll help you...At a fee though

[Eric @amerix]

Then in 2016, Estama company imported 100 containers and called them mobile clinics.

Painted them so well.

The company bought each at KSH 1.2 Million and sold to the Ministry of Health at KSH 10 million each, making a profit of Ksh 9 million per container.

The crooks were paid KSH 1 billion from the government and dumped the containers in Mombasa and Nairobi, and vanished.

Nobody has been convicted.

The heist just died silently.

We have gone through a lot.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

A certified mumu by the name Jonte is currently breathing fire like a komodo dragon after he invited a yellow-yellow damsel by the name Ifra Olang, to his humble hacienda in Roysambu for what he thought would be a night of merrymaking, bonding, and advanced studies in horizontal engineering.

According to intelligence reports from the Department of Men Affairs here at Kalahari Desert University of Science Technology (K-DUST), Abebo arrived at around 11 p.m. looking innocent enough to be mistaken for a church treasurer.

Our boy immediately switched into husband material mode and prepared a five-star meal featuring Ugali Obambo and premium Kanamba Specioo as the two irrigated their throats while discussing matters of national importance.

Knowing that the night ahead would require strength, stamina & dedication to duty, Jonte reportedly demolished a mountain sized ugali that could comfortably feed a family of six. The boy wanted enough reserves in the tank before kick-off.

Unfortunately, while our son of the soil was busy seasoning meat in the kitchen, Abebo was busy seasoning his drink with the legendary Pishori from KEMSA not mwea. Moments after washing his hands, Jonte started seeing marudurudu. Before he could say "nionjeshe zigo”, he was already halfway to Dreamland negotiating land rates with his forefathers.

Several hours later, he woke up with the energy of a he goat and immediately noticed that his Hacienda was half empty. Abebo had already completed the illegal asset recovery mission and left the venue.

After conducting a quick inventory, Jonte discovered that his 55 inch Samsung TV had secured a transfer, his laptop had migrated, and his OPPO A34 had answered the call of destiny. Yani alimuacha akiwa matako wazi kabisa,, Chesaa!!

Witnesses say the man sat on the edge of the bed staring into the abyss like a philosopher who had just discovered that free things are the most expensive things on earth. Jonte is now appealing to members of the public, village elders, nyumba kumi officials & the ICC for any information that may lead to the whereabouts of the lady so that his electronics can return home safely.

Meanwhile, other men have also emerged claiming that they were also enrolled into the same clearing and forwarding program by Abebo. Investigations indicate that Abebo holds a PhD in Logistics and Supply Chain Management, specializing in Household Asset Relocation.

However, now that the matter has officially reached the Chairperson of Walala Hoii, my intelligence team has assured me that her 40th day is approaching faster than ever before. Huyu tutashika yeye very soon,, Chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

americans when they find out that world cup games go to a shootout after extra time

[V @toomessiforyaa]

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