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She/they, 24, dilettante, same username on the other place AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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@BaKaplan_ @ShipMyMoneyDFS the bat speed has dropped slightly but was never very good, average exit velo is the same and LA sweet spot% has actually improved. not entirely sure why the barrel% has dropped so much but the underlying numbers don't suggest any inherent power drop-off

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she lond on my trans till I pride

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@normal_regimiro love The The The

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@em_umoh @ksenguptaa Sindelar more like a classic 10, still ahead of his time but they also had Josef Bican, can't really have a proper number 9 and also a false 9

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@ksenguptaa Hidegkuti wasn't a false 9 in the modern sense at all though, he was originally a forward who dropped so deep he became a genuine midfielder who happened to wear 9, which is what confused defences used to man-marking based on shirt numbers

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@ellemccoole add a crossbar to the first letter and it could be a v stylised Elle tho

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Chaser Joni Mitchell trying to console a post-op tgirl over her newfound bottom dysphoria: don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got 'til it's gone...?

(quietly)

... they paved paradise and put up a parking lot :(

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@KevinBerger @jessecrall what a crazy coincidence

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@wariotifo and also Jeter

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@ellemccoole awh baby scene queen

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@oldirtybradster @ImDBro yeah but it presumably makes him at least a competent ft shooter which balances it out

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@DHinTheNLCry @PitcherList they've got different denominators - obp uses pa and SLG uses ab

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@adhdworms they're really racist

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@SharkNymphPunk ah yes the Ringpeace of Westphalia

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@izzywestbury if it was mark wood, for example (eccentric funny fast bowler) I don't think anyone would bat an eye though

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@_larspinfield I had this confusion with Damian/Damien Lewis too lol

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@Milo_Edwards they've got a song called "we can buy all of Sweden if we want" with lines such as "we've got klaebo, we've got odegaard, we've got more oil money"

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@charmada NOT ANY MORE

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@PotatoMcWhiskey

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@Lizzie_Baseball @interkosmos_dog no longer able to bust-er posey