Part Time Monk

Ethics teacher, producer, bubblemonger.

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@NateSilver538 hi! I came up up with an incredible name for your next book. If you love it, will you give me some money for a down payment on a house?

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@capitalweather em dash count: 3 per 5 paragraphs
emoji bullet points: 2
AI-generated odds: 90%

Can we please never use AI for posts, ever again?

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@growing_daniel https://t.co/xxy8nzRTgZ

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@CommSchoolHater @growing_daniel It’s a basilica

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@growing_daniel They became popular because big beards common in the military at the time were incompatible with a new technology: gas masks. Austria’s most famous painter wore one because it was tres chic for young WWI GIs

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@growing_daniel Uncle, tho unc prolly has Fubu sweaters, not Essentials Fear of God sweaters, and that’s not very cool anymore.

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@staysaasy @growing_daniel Yeah it’s an ember day smh

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@growing_daniel Hi I want that

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@xkcd YAAAY!!! Congrats! Is this a first?! @NYTGames

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@SteveSkojec @LKfighter Re-read Zen and the Art of motorcycle maintenance to rekindle your love technical manuals!

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Yelp Review
Solar Eclipse 2024
1 out of 4 ⭐️
“Underwhelming event overshadowed by clouds. The pink blooms on the dogwoods were more satisfying. One star for the neighbors briefly looking like Star Trek extras with their fancy solar glasses on.”

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@BeckmannAl76767 @hangamule @canonlawyered I have personally witnessed Ed man a flamethrower to start a bonfire in his back yard, but to your point: he used wet wood and couldn't get it started.

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@TheProjectUnity These people are just signaling that they don’t want the Eucharist at a Catholic Mass.

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@SteveSkojec @tinyklaus They named it Iceland to deter the pyros. Fireland is actually all snow.

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@JonathanESmith @WabashCollege Let’s go full Barth on a systematic treatment of the Theology of Technology. Kids deserve it.

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@JonathanESmith thanks for your great talk at @WabashCollege!

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One minute you’re fishing marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms box, and the next minute you’re fishing broccoli out of the Normandy blend… 👶🏽👴🏽

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@anarrres @kartermycroft What was the tracklist?

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@avecaesar753 How good was the show, on a scale from 1 to 10?