party_dan

today we party

[party_dan @party_dan]

partying is such sweet sorrow.

[party_dan @party_dan]

@alexteplitzky It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue.

[party_dan @party_dan]

@alexteplitzky I thought the purpose of those companies was to use a cohort talented young worker bees to an end that benefits the tech elite infrastructure, and further creates the schism between those with access to this precious tech and those that do not, and in turn widening earning gaps.

[party_dan @party_dan]

@theGregJohnson Better stalk up, the menthol will be illegal soon.

[party_dan @party_dan]

“President Trump’s campaign manager and his allies have taken control of the Republican Party’s voter data and fund-raising apparatus, using a network of private businesses whose operations and ownership are largely exempt from federal disclosure.“ @realDonaldTrump #nazi #pig #no

[party_dan @party_dan]

Did y’all hear that Biden doesn’t pick up after his dog, changes lanes at high speeds without using an indicator light, AND puts ketchup on his eggs? Let the negative smear campaign begin! FEEL THE BERN.
#Bernie2020 #Biden2020 #truth
#election #voting #hell #suicide

[party_dan @party_dan]

If you consider yourself a Disruptor then you should definitely commit harikari. #marketing #fuckmarketing #bro #phish #disrupter #tech #adtech #party_dan #hell #hellworld #fin #culture #startup #suicide #86

[party_dan @party_dan]

Voting for Biden is like buying a Porsche with an automatic transmission. FEEL THE BERN.
@JoeBiden

@BernieSanders

@realDonaldTrump
#FeelTheBern #Bernie2020 #trump #death2nazis
#phish #truth #lyfe #politics #election #2020 #party_dan

[party_dan @party_dan]

@alexteplitzky Bro, I’m live tweeting every Kusama exhibition in the world simultaneously, and doing it from my local Buffalo Wild Wings.
#marketing #art #phish #adtech #party_dan #wings #kusama

[party_dan @party_dan]

Research shows a very strong causal relationship between the advent of the influencer and massive increases in suicide. #fuckmarketing #adtech #marketing #truth #suicide #influencers #phish #lyfe #death @MarcMyW0rds

[party_dan @party_dan]

@drtylilwhiteboy IN VERMONT WE DO WHAT WE WANT #laws? #suggestions #green #mountain #ethanallen #readsboro #phish #marsh4 #alphadan #bros #ski #uvm #catamounts #vt #vermont

[party_dan @party_dan]

Any pony's of Hoppily Married left over?

[party_dan @party_dan]

@ToreCarlOlsson 👀
Share the road, puppie! #bikes #transportation #bros #allston

[party_dan @party_dan]

@alexteplitzky FEEL THE BERN. A vote for Bernie is a vote for party_dan. Do we have your support internet?

[party_dan @party_dan]

Life is exactly like a box of chocolates. You certainly reach and grab that one piece that looks soooooooo good but inevitably tastes like the rotten existence known as lyfe. #life #truth #chocolates #forrrestgump #hell #hellworld #lyfe #death #existence

[party_dan @party_dan]

If you're rocking a Jeep brand there's about an 89.67% your life is ovah and yer a total steakface. @Jeep #bro #brah #itsajeepthing #jeepwave #wrangler #grand #phish #truth #transportation #carstrucksbusses

[party_dan @party_dan]

A lot of people accuse me of changing personalities from time to time. However, no matter how my mood presents itself, I am still, at my core and forever, an absolute dick. #truth #personality #dick #bpd #bd #dan

[party_dan @party_dan]

@stevebrancale @vacasarentals @vacasarentals Get this man his speaker! He's going out of his way to make this happen -- don't you want to provide an excellent level of service? #vacation #hospitality #weliketurtles #music #help

[party_dan @party_dan]

@MarcMyW0rds Wow. Is this an election that you will finally exercise your right to vote it? GOOD LUCK.

[party_dan @party_dan]

@realDonaldTrump "the chief law enforcement officer of the country,” -- How about you're the chief fascist nazi pig? FEEL THE BERN! #2020 #BernieSanders #trump #fake #truth #nazi #pig #fascist #president

[party_dan @party_dan]

If you rock a Canada Goose then you must clearly go on the most amazing adventures! @canadagoose #bro #fuckmarketing #marketing #adtech #adventure #goose #phish #truth