Xert Aurias

Xert Aurias | Party Angel Extraordinaire | Art & Music Lover | Husband | Dad

[Xert Aurias @partyangelauri]

@PintLive I'm gonna' throw up.

[Xert Aurias @partyangelauri]

@__CRRN__ Dang, should have put "seeing Ollie's crazy signs on X" on my bingo card today

[KiKi‎‎ @udon_118]

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[离子 @lizi_cai]

🐱女仆日

[Knt @Konattang]

花嫁お姉ちゃん(re)
#ブルアカ #BlueArchive

[michiroon 🐈‍⬛ @Michiroon]

another sketchpage I had done years ago

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

CHAOS IN ANAHEIM‼️

• There was NO initial call on the ice when the play was live
• The officials discussed, RULED IT A GOAL on the ice
• THEN there was a video review, NO video angle shows the puck completely across the goal line
• Situation room confirms a GOOD GOAL

ANAHEIM TAKES A 3-1 SERIES LEAD. INSANE. 🫨

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Must not be about that action.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Absolute cinema

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

The fact of the matter is the Pittsburgh Penguins have a 0.00001% chance of winning the Stanley Cup solely due to these jerseys

This is NOT a Stanley Cup winning look

You can NOT lift the greatest trophy in sports while wearing this

[Kilee Sakazaki @KileeSakazaki]

Excited for 8.0?

Here's #FFXIV 2.0-7.0 in a nutshell:

[MindPulse 🌐 @Mind_Pulse_X]

Rate this squish 1-10? 📏🤔

[Paacreek 🔜 BlizzCon ‘26 @Paacreek]

me, a healer letting a toxic tank die because they’re getting too crazy with the team

[Bobby (RATS) @LegalizeRats]

Today Is World Rat Day! 🐀 🎵

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.