Mermaid Man

Take a ride in my invisible boatmobile

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

Are you the magic conch bc I wanna pull your string and let you tell me just what to do😏🐚

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@BubbleBASSSS yous a real one bA$$✊🏼

[Bubble bA$$ @BubbleBASSSS]

Da BA$$ is back bitchezzzzz👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@daddyelmohoe I'm the faggot? Everyone knows Bert and Ernie are gay it's time for you to come out of the closet already

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@daddyelmohoe you're ELMO. You're the definition of bitch. Do us all a favor and go to Elmo's world and don't come back

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@daddyelmohoe oh my gosh. Get a life and learn to spell while you're at it

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

#teambikinibottom https://t.co/Pcuq48rs1Q

[steph @stephaaanniee_]

#teamjocelyn 💘

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@Clevelandd_ @thatniggafish1 @Mannrayy_ y'all should get your shit together, then come talk to us✌🏼️

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@Clevelandd_ @thatniggafish1 @Mannrayy_ where they at tho?

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@Clevelandd_ @BubbleBASSSS @Mannrayy_ MERMAID man. It's in the name hoe. Don't act like I can't swim

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@BubbleBASSSS @Mannrayy_ @Clevelandd_ square up here in bikini bottom. Oh wait fat people float you couldn't even make it this far down

[Bubble bA$$ @BubbleBASSSS]

#BikiniBottomGang✊🏽

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

Only Pearl can handle this dick😎 https://t.co/I7G7S2fUXU

[dog @MrStealYourToy]

I got 13 incher. She's white she can handle that. https://t.co/HtVxMsb5vh

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@MrStealYourToy @sukdispickle yeah go run to mommy. I think it's past your bedtime

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@_carlosf__ @MrStealYourToy @sukdispickle ur too young to know. Tell u when ur big boys

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@MrStealYourToy @_carlosf__ @sukdispickle y'all don't know what goes on in these tights. It sure ain't diapers that's for sure😉

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@MrStealYourToy @sukdispickle Oh ya I forgot ur not an annoying baby that's scared of his shadow and can't shit in a toilet. Oh wait u are

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@_carlosf__ @MrStealYourToy @sukdispickle they be acting grown up when they not even potty trained smh

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@sukdispickle @MrStealYourToy this crusty ass has been saving the sea since before u were born. Back up b4 u get hurt and go cry to mommy

[Mermaid Man @partymerman]

@MrStealYourToy @_carlosf__ @sukdispickle @JennEspinozaa_ They're babies and can't walk for shit they be taking their sweet time