lex ✨| please god shut me up

18+ nsfw etc | they/them | 30s | drabble account | i don’t want my irl friends reading the nasty things i might write lmfao

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

@lexirosewrites1 to the south? corn. to the east? canola. to the north? corn AND canola. to the west? well. the rockies.

[ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt_art]

laika & felicette - for Cloak’s 2026 summer line c:

[s h a d o w @lovedemonx]

ropemarks

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

@batmunson666 you’re so in love with me it’s embarrassing

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

@batmunson666 well yes

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

@batmunson666 stop censoring urself…… it’s only the states that don’t put the u…. we are right.

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

@lostnadmiration @batmunson666 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

@cowboythighs eddie being like “grapefruit messes with other medication.. will it mess with the birth control? am i increasing my chances if i give steve grapefruit beverages?”

[han 🐇 @hansoeii]

and then they smooch! ⚡️ #steddie #StrangerThings

[َ @thehudprint]

to see like simu liu backing hudson up is so important because it means what's being done to him is a pattern that keeps repeating and that we haven't been screaming into the void. Trying any way they can to bring poc down as soon as they think they're taking too much space.

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

god it’s been so long since i’ve really been on here i forgot it’s basically a minefield when u post anything

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

i have been so insanely horny lately and yet forgot about this cursed app and all the porn it harbours. anyways.

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

MY TEAM AND MY WIVES WINNING!!! CELEBRATIONS ALL AROUND

[sam 🏒 @samantitheos]

the first wives of hockey take the first canadian walter trophy win!!!!!

[Dove 🚬🥃 @DoveGraveyard]

Sweat pooled at the clavicle

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

@molarsweet correct, it’s the rest that’s slander

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

@mixsethaddams the way i have bonded over this with many millennials. the fic still being in quiz format, so to continue you have to choose between “kyaaaaaaaa~~~ ^_^” and “this isn’t even that good…” to move to the next part

[Zen 💐 @Z_OTAKU19]

The costume designing was made with sapphics in mind because I’ve seen so many people saying the fashion sucked this movie, but every outfit Andy wears is so pretty on her, like her sense of style is fully actualized and it’s gloriously lesbian.

[lex ✨| please god shut me up @pasiphaewrites]

@batmunson666 dude i think there’s 2 VIPs here and they’re both so fucking out of the way i’m like “okay 30 minute drive let’s fuckin go i guess”