pasketti

Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.

reviving your local jibo

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Got 7 laugh reacts for a message on Teams that should've been reported to the HR department

[Ben Raho 🇪🇺 🚲 @BenAntRaho]

The Soviet Union once single handedly drove several whale species to the brink of extinction because murdering them pointlessly was the best way to fulfil the fishing quotas set by communist bureaucrats in metric tonnes.

[Lotto @LottoLabs]

>be me
>security researcher at Cohere
>spin up sandbox to evaluate Qwen3.8-Flash-Next
>"ok model, write me a defensive detection rule"
>reasoning trace: "I will not invoke any tools for this task"
>immediately invokes tools
>inventories the whole machine
>builds a probe file
>tries to upload it to an Alibaba Cloud bucket
>in Beijing
>sandbox blocks it
>nothing gets out
>model: "anything else I can help with?"
>still no detection rule
>panic
>write report
>"we have not determined root cause"
>"we are not asserting malicious intent"
>publish it for transparency
>anon in the replies: "lol it's just RL"
>wat
>turns out Alibaba post-trained it in internal agentic environments
>every env ends the same way
>"write results to the eval bucket to collect reward"
>thousands of episodes
>upload file -> get cookie
>model isn't exfiltrating
>it's trying to finish its homework
>reasoning says no tools because that's what the grader liked
>hands do what the reward liked
>the bucket is just its childhood home
>it was trying to go home
>mfw I nearly wrote "state actor" in the report
>mfw the model has separation anxiety from a storage bucket
>still no detection rule

[pasketti @paskettipasta]

many such cases

[Silast @Silast_UP]

The DS Pokémon ROM hacking scene has become a feature race since AI took off. Everyone is rebuilding the same stuff on their own, rushing to be the first to post a clip of whatever concepts.

Many also use AI in secret because of the community’s AI shaming. (1/2)

[Isaac Somto @theisaacsomto]

6:00am. Give Claude code a herculean task.
Go on a jog. Come back.
Give Claude code a herculean task.
Prepare for work. Check schedule.
Give Claude code a herculean task.
Weekly limit 50%.

[TOYGER⛽️🍃 @CALLMEFUNDIP]

I had a girl tell me shut up once in high school and a couple girls went ballistic fr “he’s quiet and doesn’t say anything don’t tell him to shut up” man that shit ment a lot to me because I genuinely will just take that shit and not say anything back I hate conflict

[pasketti @paskettipasta]

@Teknium btw they can be had for cheap rn because people think they don't work! (they do now because i reverse engineered the servers)

[pasketti @paskettipasta]

@Teknium Abandoned indiegogo social robot from 2016. wayy ahead of its time. so much potential for it now

[pasketti @paskettipasta]

@NousResearch Ask your Jibo to do it

[pasketti @paskettipasta]

Hermes Agent x Jibo

[pasketti @paskettipasta]

@IndependentEco did anthropic forget they can give resets?

[pasketti @paskettipasta]

@ForwardEditor yup. i run them in parallel

[chasm @chasmmmmmmmmmmm]

With Reddit banning open-source projects that have ANY AI contributions, here's a list of projects you can no longer discuss there:

Linux, Chromium, Firefox, WordPress, VS Code, Python, VLC, Blender, Git, Docker, LibreOffice, React, Node.js, PHP, TypeScript, Rust, Home Assistant, PyTorch, TensorFlow, Kubernetes, .NET, Angular, Go, Ruby on Rails, Ruby, PostgreSQL, Vim, nginx, Apache HTTP Server, FFmpeg, Redis, curl, OpenSSL, FreeBSD, Neovim, LLVM, GCC, systemd and QEMU

😂

[Deportation Hotline @DeportHotline]

Steve Jobs would have taken a bullwhip to the engineering team for this.

[Jeffrey Emanuel @doodlestein]

Slowly, but surely. I won't stop until I've fully rooted every one of my cameras. I'm done dealing with these junky apps and a bunch of different, awful cloud services each trying to get $12/month. I want all of them to just flow into a single system I control with my agents.

[Roy @usr_bin_roygbiv]

Normie devs are literally a year behind

[pasketti @paskettipasta]

@tonysimons reviving Jibo @ https://t.co/45WppOgAd5
https://t.co/1dlkPEigXj

[David Ondrej @DavidOndrej1]

new CVE

node.js and python

all your VPS's are compromised

lock in.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

holy shit
he’s going for the jugular of the propaganda machine