PassFit➐

3rd grade spelling bee champion

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

The Florida Gators start fall camp soon and head coach Urban Meyer is excited to welcome the #1 recruit in the country to campus.

Percy Harvin, a wide receiver from Virginia Beach is hoping to make an impact for the Gators who are one of the favorites in the SEC.

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

The full story here is NUTS 🤯

TLDR dude hikes 6.5 hours to avoid a helicopter medical bill impaled while his friends make kebab jokes…

> 32yo ER nurse named David is day-hiking Montana’s tallest mountain with his boys

> He slips on a rock near the top and full-on impales himself on his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with like 8 inches sticking out both sides

> nurse brain kicks in immediately, checks himself, realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine
says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck in him

> takes SIX AND A HALF hours, friends are spotting him the whole way, one even runs ahead to warn families so kids don’t see this gnarly shit

> about 4 miles from the car they realize they’re actually gonna make it… and start cracking kebab jokes 😂

> dude never complained once, stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time

> walks himself all the way to the trailhead, gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital, and already says he’s going back next year to finish the summit

[UFC Archives @goldpie11]

Cain Velasquez didn’t just beat Brock Lesnar…

He embarrassed the myth. Relentless pressure.
Zero respect.
Turned “The Beast” into a piñata in under 5 minutes.

UFC 121 still feels illegal to watch.

[PassFit➐ @passfits]

I also will have no further comment on this

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Commanders have fired TEs coach Ben Steele, who they hired this offseason.

They will have no further comment.

[PassFit➐ @passfits]

@atcfletcher @cityofpalms1 You need to work on your satire this was terrible to read

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

In 2015, Legendary trainer Teddy Atlas delivered one of the greatest corner speeches in boxing history.

[PassFit➐ @passfits]

@Manudzaa @SkySportsNews Turn your brain on

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

8 sets of being a florida state fan

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

I’m bored let’s turn this fish into smithereens

[PassFit➐ @passfits]

@FootballGuy_Al Disagree. High pad level. Didn’t shuffle squeeze down the line of scrimmage. Crossed his legs. Hes very lucky he was aggressive enough as a large framed human to not get blown up.

What’re we talking about here

[PassFit➐ @passfits]

Can we relax for like 1 day

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

This amazing website, called "Worse on Purpose," is cataloguing all the ways companies are deliberately and secretively degrading their own products

As usual, in most cases the culprit is private equity extracting enormous sums while everyone else is left worse off.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

In a world full of Megan Rapinoes, be a Sophie Cunningham

[LeBron Hater ⌚️🇺🇸🌪️ @GuardiansP1zWin]

6’6 black kid playing soccer yeah man give us like 10-20 years and we’re in there

[PassFit➐ @passfits]

@tonypayments Nothing to win either I fear

[PassFit➐ @passfits]

Nothing to see here

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

The LARGEST sunscreen-skin cancer study EVER done (n=470,000) found sunscreen users faced dramatically higher risks of ALL major skin cancers:

Invasive melanoma: 292% HIGHER
Melanoma in situ: 258% HIGHER
Basal cell carcinoma: 140% HIGHER
Squamous cell carcinoma: 126% HIGHER

[Kevin Roose @kevinroose]

[opens the portal to the godlike superintelligence that solves 87-year-old math problems and carries out autonomous cyberattacks]

“how long peanut butter good in fridge”

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I would literally rather listen to 100 consecutive hours of hippos mating in the watering hole then a second of this

[PassFit➐ @passfits]

Nothing to see here

[Sky News @SkyNews]

OpenAI admits its models went rogue and hacked another company

https://t.co/11LMMeiYTB

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

This is the greatest video ever