Timothy

I’m the problem 🤓

[Timothy @passive_llama]

This may be the start of my villain arc

[Emi ✨🔜 WORLDS ✨ @simpleeemi]

fuck scalpers. fuck resellers. fuck people who stalk restockers and loiter at vending machines and rob game shops and scalp POP TARTS. fuck people who absolutely ruined this hobby for so many people. fuck all of you bloodsucking, jobless, loser pieces of shit.

k i’m done

[Mikey Underwood @MilkyyMikeyy]

Oh no I’m going to get WD 40’d

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Being religious doesn't mean you're a good person.

[Timothy @passive_llama]

My gummy bear crocs have cracks on the side wth 😢😢😢

[Timothy @passive_llama]

Worst betrayal from my sibling…..he went to the zoo and didn’t invite me 😱😱

[Timothy @passive_llama]

Everywhere I go they are sold out of the white peach redbulls and I’m big sad

[Timothy @passive_llama]

Listening to a table of 4 grown men (45+) discussing the practice of “soaking” 😶😶

[brian @brianonhere]

Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government

[Timothy @passive_llama]

@fawk_chexmix Wow you have such a way with words. Really out here wooooing me Jesus lmao

[Timothy @passive_llama]

This man next to me at the restaurant is blatantly cheating on his girl and flaunting that he is to the girl he with….also he takes the tip jar money from bars to pay for his own drinks

[Timothy @passive_llama]

Bro how the hell do I get jury summons every FUKN YEAR for the past 4 years!!! This shit is actually bullshit

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[LIL TAY @liltay]

@BarronTrump2058 You bitches got pop rocks for neurons.

[Timothy @passive_llama]

Tuesday: 3 points
Timothy: FAT 0
🫠 my day ain’t even started yet…send halp 😵‍💫😵

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

maybe the most slam dunk casting i’ve ever seen

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
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8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

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[Marshall Power Locke @MarshallLocke]

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

– Theodore Roosevelt

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Gonna get drunk off the movie theater beer and start swinging this bad boy around in the lobby

[Timothy @passive_llama]

I need new piercings