Maya

[Maya @passthemayo]

@GibiOfficial “hecking jazzed” gives me life

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

I was planning on getting work done today but, yknow, internet.

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Couldn’t sleep last night. Kept thinking about the fact that Yoshi swallows his opponents whole and then literally gives birth to them.

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Dear Brain,

Please stop thinking so much at night.
I need sleep.

Respectfully Yours,
Me

[RetroSpecter (COMMS OPEN) Check 📌 @RetroSpecter_]

https://t.co/k6jUt6Pwxd I need your guys help. If you can donate anything it would help me out so much. If not, then please RT. We found out that the surgery would be an estimated $8300-$11000. Please help so we can at keep him for just a few more years.

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

If you're in school, a friendly reminder...

You're in the home stretch!
The year is almost over!
FINISH STRONG!

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words...yeah, those hurt too.

[Wade Barnes @LordMinion777]

I like big slices of pizza and I cannot lie

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

I was able to shove my entire fist into my mouth as a kid, how come Ellen never asked ME to be on the show?!

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

seeing people leave their phones unlocked on full brightness makes my back sweat

[James Charles @jamescharles]

I have a boyfriend April fools

[Maya @passthemayo]

@couldyouplease8 Ik, I did. Forgot that was even a thing

[Maya @passthemayo]

@couldyouplease8 😂😂😂

[Maya @passthemayo]

@couldyouplease8 💕