pastachelle

cinnamon toast cunt

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

Hey guys lol

[Dansplaining @DanMancini]

listening to the Cumtown Farewell Episode like it’s Karen’s last ziti

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

Maybe some hater shit but every time I clock someone regularly doing a TON of traveling I just assume they’re in credit card debt

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

the point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. that’s it

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

that made me feel good. i think ill become addicted

[no @zedonarrival]

sick of this poppi propaganda when will olipop fight back

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

@_gianttree_ immediately yes!!!

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

Sext

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

Ina Garten type beat

[sandy @sandyhonig]

stoned and asking everybody on facebook marketplace what the dimensions are

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

I want a whole new wardrobe and like 7 iced coffees and a new job and to actually never have to work again and to move to a new city and a european and/or tropical vacation

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

@_gianttree_ it’s a whole new world out here!!

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

One unseasonably warm weekend has miraculously cured all my problems

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

I think this is the earliest I’ve ever filed my taxes, feeling invincible

[meta angel @luvrgworl]

anybody else tik tok addiction went poof after that stunt lol

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

Confused by everyone’s chic photo dumps of January? You guys were doing stuff in januray???

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

all i do is buy yogurt. i'm eating yogurt and updating my to do list with "buy yogurt." sorry i can't hang out this weekend i have to buy yogurt

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

My heart yearns for the bed…..

[pastachelle @pastachelle]

Holy smokes the “eldest daughters” trope is insufferable