Hackerman

Cyber Security Engineer||MERN Stack Developer

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Once I have a son, as a developer, I'll always tell him to MERN up but if he decides to LAMP around, so be it.

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Kama hujai fry motherboard juu ya Android studio usiniambie kuhusu kucook.

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Tech event speakers won't let us forget the Crowdstrike incident, Linux advertising at it's best.

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Shida ya kuswitch from a cluttered workstation to a minimalistic setup is people think you're now organized. No, I still can't figure out which chrome tab the music is coming from.

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You when you catch their HR team:

[Dev Enock @dev_enock]

Been applying for a certain job opening and each time there isn’t any feedback but I keep seeing the role being reposted. @Workpayhq can you address why you don’t provide feedback but keep reposting your Frontend opening?

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Pale campo after Data structure & Algorithms has done a number on you, unaenroll tu CCNA ama Datacom mapema kuokoa career.

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@ClintoneGeorge They should have read the signs when Starlink started halving their kit prices. They won't believe.

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Safaricom suing Starlink is the wildest thing I've heard today.

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My code passing through QA to get to production before causing 15mins of application downtime💀

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@mu2myoc @redwood_ryan_a @threadreaderapp unroll

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CTFs will have you banging your head against the screen for 7 hours only to rest and solve the challenge 5 mins later. Damn!

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Vulnerabilities lie in the anomalies. Some users will try to purchase an absurd number of tickets to see the system's response.

[ben - payd.money 🌍💸 @b3npayd]

@MuhindiAsena @mypaydapp Ticketing runs separately (on no-code) from the Payd wallet.

If you try to purchase 1000 tickets (which doesn't make sense😂) you'll get that error.

It doesn't affect the stability of the site tho. Only happens to whoever is trying (which makes sense).

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Switching from javascript to PHP is one of the wildest decision I've ever made. In PHP it's normal to have a try without a catch. Cool but wild.

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@kirinyetbrian @eddyfrank317 @george__agai @SamProgramiz @eddyfrank317 welcome to tech banter, naona ushafanyiwa baptism by fire

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The 90's Subaru beating an Audi Rs7 in the Sunset Corsa drag race makes me see why PHP guys are still holding tight.

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Tech bros trying to change their fate

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The closest thing to a cult in tech is remote jobs. Because how do you explain to people who've never seen you leave the house, that you have a well paying job in Cambodia & you're actually not holding meetings by yourself at 3am.

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@shadrac_matata hii ya leo haikuwa rahisi

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@joramkioko I didn't know I wanted to set up my own woodwork studio until I read this thread.

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Django devs presenting the Admin dashboard like they built it from scratch feels like a con game. Some don't even see the need to customize it.

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You either Go or MERN up.

[Shadrack Matata @shadrac_matata]

Everyone in my circle is moving to Go lang. Mimi ndo nabaki MERN solo.