Shannon Wachter

Wife & Mom, Diabetic, A Double Wartburg Grad, Lutheran Pastor, Dreamer, Lover of a good beard and telling stories

[Rev. Erik Parker @ParkerErik]

Pence: President Trump and I are listening to the science.

Uhhh... you objected to the plexiglass shields for this very debate. What science are you listening to? #VPDebate

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

OH MY GOSH! I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN MORE PROUD TO SEE A WOMAN ON THIS STAGE. She is all sassy and holding her own like a boss. #VPDebate

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Did Pence just say “stop playing politics with people’s lives?” Millions of Americans choke on whatever they’re eating. Irony has no place on a VP debate stage.

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

Senator Harris just moved on to the actual question. Good for her not taking the bait. #VPDebate2020 #womengetitdone

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

I’ll just get this April fools joke over with now. “Guess what?! COVID-19 is over! Go hug a friend! You’re free!” April fools. Don’t hug anyone ever again! #AprilFools #COVID #StayHomeMN

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

@amandakenney It’s okay to cry and be sad at Christmas. It shows how much you love her ! 💕 Gods peace, friend as you celebrate a day she loved so much.

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

@JealaineMarple Yep. I’ve had the same thought.

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

We are excited to be joining the @earwolf team to bring you our new podcast Office Ladies! Each week, @AngelaKinsey and I will watch an episode of The Office and give you all the stories and behind-the-scenes scoop...as well as some BFF banter about our lives. Starts Wed 10/16!

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

@JealaineMarple If only it was just as easy losing the weight. Prayjng for you today, sister.

[Rena Sarigianopoulos @RenaKARE11]

My friend sent me this pic taken by Austrian photographer Dick van Duijn...and now there is nothing you can do to ruin my day.

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

Hey @ChipotleTweets We love your food but this is the 2nd restaurant in 2 different states which hasn’t had a changing table in the bathroom! It’s almost 2020, think you could do something about that? #thanks #saidmomseveeywhere #saiddadseverywhere

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

I just wasted 15 minutes of my life writing out a reply to a dumb FB post that doesn’t matter only to delete it. The point. Do things that matter people. I only got so much time left and it’s far too short to care deeply about dumb stuff. #dostuffthatmatters

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Live in constant anticipation.

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

@wearesparkhouse I apologize for my tweet. It turns out the Bible I received is missing the last page. Thank you though for hearing my concerns.

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

@wearesparkhouse as a pastor and new parent I love the frolic first bible except for one little thing! You left out the resurrection completely and end with ONLY Jesus’ death!! How is that good theology? Missed the whole point of the Christian faith. #disappointed #dobetter

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

@revbryELCA “You’re a glittery unicorn in a world of bowling balls” #swmnscatterings #ministry #makestotalsense

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

@BillGates today is a young man’s 17th birthday @sewiar1 It would make his world and life if you’d send him a birthday greeting/tweet. He’s your biggest fan and a very kind young man. #longshot #RetweeetPlease

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

I swear I am always that girl with soap on her hands who can’t get the damn automatic sink to turn on in the public restroom. #awkwardcity

[Shannon Wachter @pastorsarnold]

Veggie Tales (Remix ) | shama ft drû https://t.co/9b8zAe86y8 via @YouTube @KevinTPorter @CarolinesFarts #goodchristiancomdey #getitson

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

When you feel like you can’t explain your faith, go love someone — you just did.