Niall

Dad, Husband, IT Bod, Metal Head, Primordial Radio member, Balloon. 👨‍👦🤵💻🤘🦑🎈

[Niall @PastyBap]

This is my finest work.

[Niall @PastyBap]

@esarty Funny I just lifted one myself front he garage and realised the same thing!

Has to be 15 years old at least

[Niall @PastyBap]

@LilyPinkBaker @teapartyfortoni This is it here. https://t.co/P6ieoS3fu3

[Niall @PastyBap]

@LilyPinkBaker @teapartyfortoni You can get a free kit to test your blood sugars, let me see if I can find the link.

[Niall @PastyBap]

@kayleighclarkie That's amazing!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I genuinely used to think that the speed that the New Scotland Yard sign turned was dependent on the severity of the crimes taking place at that time. The worse the crimes, the faster it turned.

[Niall @PastyBap]

@fesshole I need to read the rest of this book...

[Primordial Radio @PrimordialRadio]

Nearly QUARTER OF A MILLION VOTES 🤯 THANK YOU! This is mind-blowing.

Huge congrats to @orbitculture getting No.1 and to all of the bands getting into the Top 100.

View the full Top 100 here: https://t.co/qN34OkiWeG

Until next year 🤘 #PrimordialUpVote

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

We had a 'carousel' sandwich machine at work. You put money in and slid open the door. Bloke I worked with had a really irritating ringtone and always left his phone on the desk. Kept costing him £2 to get it out of the sandwich machine.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Work colleague is freaked out as I keep joining Teams calls wearing the same or similar outfit and he can't understand why. Thinks our minds are linked. His wife or another member of the team actually tells me in advance so I can change. 18 months and we're still not bored.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

These are the best public confessions for November. A bumper crop - do follow and share @fesshole as it helps keep the great confessions coming in. Thank you.

[Niall @PastyBap]

@DungerRob @seanayling Shortening it to BSE wouldn't have been much better either...

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I always use a controversial public figure's name when donating to charities and whatnot. Gerry Adams made it on to the thank you page of a local community group's 2020 calendar, Harold Shipman didn't in 2021.

[Niall @PastyBap]

@notgavin Choccys for choclate.
Saying Am instead of I'm.

[Niall @PastyBap]

@Brains933 @NINihilist Most certainly drunker, I have never been that pished! No one needs to see the moobs!

[Primordial Radio @PrimordialRadio]

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[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I often go into my children's bedroom at night to watch them sleep. As I gaze down on my beautiful sleeping angels I reflect on the miracle of life, and how amazing it is these wonderful human beings were created by me shooting my spooge up their mothers' blurt.

[Niall @PastyBap]

@TheFellaShipPod The oven chip people?

[Niall @PastyBap]

@fesshole It's not the size of your willy, but the speed of your arse. Or something.

[Sam “Ace” Rothstein 🇪🇺 @Conor1971]

Everyone in Belfast to every taxi driver this week:

“Busy this week mate?”

“What time you on till?”

“Have you seen that Value Cans video yet?”

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