Pasty Jerk

Go away

[Pasty Jerk @pastyjerk]

i love you arbys

but im not alone

i have you inside me

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

So, twitter is about to explode and lay waste to everything contained within, eh?

Remember how arbys has always maintained that everyone dies alone?Welp, y’all motherfuckers are about to find out how right arbys was.

Please continue to enjoy arbys

[Pasty Jerk @pastyjerk]

hmm Bolivia's GDP has been rising since 2010 but also its government debt has been rising in lock step

oh no

Elon's gonna buy Bolivia

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@elonmusk are you thankful you paid more than the GDP of Bolivia for this website

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you have no friends, you're angry about something stupid, and you want to yell at someone. Welcome to Twitter

[Pasty Jerk @pastyjerk]

Twitter: an innovative new way to harass women and minorities

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Twitter: "books are for losers; look at this trending garbage instead, it will upset you"

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Twitter is what you get when you want Reddit but also absolutely no community at all

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Facebook and WhatsApp may cause mass riots due to misinformation. but Twitter is so fucking useless people don't even riot because of it. they just sit there chopping up their sentences 140 character sound bytes to piss each other off for no reason

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This is the best website in the world at completely wasting the entire world's time

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I can't wait for @elonmusk to kill @Twitter , aka 4chan for people who watch the evening news

[Pasty Jerk @pastyjerk]

my halloween costume this year was thrown together randomly & people loved it. for one night my kink was just making people smile

[Karim Sadjadpour @ksadjadpour]

Students at Hormozgan University in Bandar Abbas (historically a more socially conservative region of Iran) tear down the wall of gender segregation in the school cafeteria while chanting “freedom, freedom, freedom” (azadi)

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@NoahVerrier now i am hungry

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@Angry_Staffer you don't win anything on the internet.

ever.

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WHY IS JAPAN SO WHOLESOME SOMETIMES YET SO CREEPY OTHER TIMES

[Spoon & Tamago @Johnny_suputama]

That person who helps the ducks cross the road

[Pasty Jerk @pastyjerk]

@coldhealing @olivertraldi @elonmusk @spideycyp_155 @wholemars so working at Twitter is like not working

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We must press our own leaders to speak in support of the women of Iran. They're risking their lives. The least we can do is yell at our representatives from our armchairs.

[Ali Javanmardi @Javanmardi75]

Iranian university students continue to protest, supporting movement across Iran to topple the ruling clerical regime. Videos: Tabriz University (L) and K. N. Toosi University of Technology in Tehran where students chanted “we hear gunshots when saying the truth.” @StateDept @CNN

[Kyle Goon @kylegoon]

Spotted at the Warriors game: A fan bringing attention to women-led political protests in Iran.