Pat “The Brat” Smear

Queer & Nonbinary Burlesque Performer

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The Liza Minelli memoir kinda… made me not like Liza Minelli.

[magpie, solo @eponines_ghost]

Don’t look now but Studio Seaview just announced the new Spring Awakening cast 👀

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Honestly, i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.

daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.

college costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and puts students into debt for life and yet we have thousands of professors living in their cars.

everything we need is astronomically expensive and yet almost none of the money we pay is going towards the people actually doing the work and providing the services.

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@girlblunt3d what a time to be alive and young and dumb

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Passed up on an amazing homemade Christian shirt depicting “hand to hand combat” as prayer bc I cannot even wear it ironically in this day and age.

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I thought people were exaggerating about the euphoria finale but L O L

[james @jms_tny]

Sometimes your boyfriend will show you a photo that seen through the loving and forgiving eyes of a romantic partner is a “cute picture” of yourself and then it looks like a national enquirer photo of Hillary Clinton’s lovechild with a lizard

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@CasquetteGirl Their outlet/clearance is great! Princess Highway has decent quality as well

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@CasquetteGirl Dangerfield!

[El Borto @bortinez_]

@Figuregirl1977 Would they escort trans people out the public toilets in Israel or would they just bomb it?

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I love thinking about the crazy shit people say to me unprovoked. One time a lady called me potato salad ass bitch. Another time I was called white statue lady rainbow lady (in writing). Another time I was called little bougie slut.

And you know what, they were all correct!

[Pat “The Brat” Smear @pat____smear]

I saw a video from a British travel YouTuber today that included him eating tamales with saltine crackers and I have never been more confused.

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@seahwksmariners @marxiners I seriously think you need help.

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@seahwksmariners @marxiners Ew shut the fuck up

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@marxiners I have been on Seattle public transit in full drag face with a suitcase so many times and no one ever fucked with me!

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Cursed Walmart bookshelf

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@alexkrokus @hausofdecline I have a big ol scar on my hand from my cat scratching me and it’s gonna make me think of him forever 🩷

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He’s totally fine this is just how he is

[Colin @colinarmis]

i was about to say "if you are an adult and you dont know how to do basic hand sewing u need to get real" but i literally can not drive