Pat

really nice guy.

[Pat @pat__b]

#jammin https://t.co/j75CE04315

[Pat @pat__b]

on twitter for 0.01 seconds. this is my only contribution. adios again.

[williambanksLIVE clips @magnumclips]

Practicing impressions @cringe_genius

[Pat @pat__b]

She rate my limit until I exceeded

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

If this camerawork doesn’t win an Emmy then the award system is a sham.

[David S. Bernstein @dbernstein]

A little weird tho that a private business CAN choose to DENY a customer because he/she is a member of a protected class, but a private university CANNOT choose to ACCEPT a customer because he/she is a member of a protected class.

[Max Lederman @Max_Lederman]

Term limits for SC justices.
Term limits for members of congress.
NO buying or selling stocks for politicians.
Statehood for DC and Puerto Rico.
Election Day = national holiday.
COMMON SENSE GUN LAWS.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I forgot Rose is from Philly. Sad that she probably died before the Sixers drafted Embiid... but maybe that simply spared her more pain...

[Shane @Shanehasabeard]

"You want some breast milk?"
"Gross, no"
"It's breast milk from big filthy cows"
"Well, why didn't you say so? Pour me a tall, cold glass"

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

[wint @dril]

John Lee Hooker: Boom boom boom boom (guitar riff)
me: hm pretty good. What else you got
John Lee Hooker: Hau hau hau hau
me: Fuck this .

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

ME: I will have 4 blueberry muffins for dinner please
DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us that you're having them for dinner

[wint @dril]

absolute bastard . of all the fingers you couldve given me, it had to be the middle one

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey man, good to see you, it's been a while. [climbing him] Lemme climb ya real quick

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

schematic to trap my neighbor dennis

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

It's week two of the book kickstarter. Let's make it a good one 🫂 https://t.co/N62ixPkWC1

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

can’t stop thinking about that time michael cera bet all of his jeopardy winnings on ‘what seabiscuit’

(the answer was the handmaid’s tale)

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

lmao. no way bro

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

How did that work out for him?

[Mike Commito @mikecommito]

On this day in 2006, the Bruins drafted @PKessel81 fifth overall #Hockey365 #NHLBruins

[Xanny DeVito @trevorstweetss]

“we didnt get to hang the 18th banner”