Some people are seriously blaming Jalen Hurts for the Eagles offense being shit? He's the only goddamn reason they aren't staring down the barrel of 0-4 right now.
At what point do we honestly ask ourselves if Aaron judge is bad for baseball?
His entire career has been based off of shameless stat padding and it really shouldn’t be praised
NICK SIRIANNI CANT COACH
JALEN HURTS CANT READ A DEFENSE
AJ BROWN IS A DIVA
DEVONTA SMITH IS TOO SKINNY
SAQUON BARKLEY IS OVERRATED
COOPER DEJEAN IS WHITE
JORDAN MAILATA CANT PLAY FOOTBALL
VIC FANGIO ISNT A GAME CHANGER
KELLEN MOORE DONT WANT TO BE HERE
ZACK BAUN CANT PLAY LINEBACKER
NOLAN SMITH IS TOO SMALL
BRANDON GRAHAM IS WASHED
JOSH SWEAT WONT STAY HEALTHY
JALEN CARTER IS OVERRATED
MILTON WILLIAMS IS A BACKUP
JORDAN DAVIS CANT RUSH THE PASSER
JAKE ELLIOTT DONT GOT IT
DALLAS GOEDERT CANT STAY HEALTHY
LANDON DICKERSON CANT STAY ON THE FIELD
CAM JURGENS IS TOO SMALL
MEHKI BECTON DOESNT LOVE BALL
LANE JOHNSON CANT STAY OFF THE JUICE
NAKOBE DEAN IS TOO SMALL
OREN BURKS IS A BACKUP
REED BLANKENSHIP IS WHITE
QUINYON MITCHELL WENT TO TOLEDO
CJGJ DOESNT WANT TO BE HERE
DARIUS SLAY IS TOO OLD
IT’S THE WHOLE TEAM!!!!! SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!!!!
Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, my former teammates, and friends on being SB LIX Champions!! There were a lot of emotions last night, and now that I’ve collected my thoughts, I’ll attempt to share them in the longest tweet ever.
That game was odd for me to watch if I’m being completely honest. I knew it was going to be mixed emotions before, during, and after, and I now know what my parents had to deal with two years ago. On one hand, I wanted what is best for my brother, and to see his success. And on the other hand, there are so many people, teammates, and coaches, in the Philadelphia Eagles organization that I care deeply about, Many of whom I owe my own success to throughout my career.
I am very proud for Jalen Hurts, Nick Sirianni, and this entire team. They have persevered greatly, answered their critics amazingly, and proved themselves to be undoubtedly the best team this season. It is extremely difficult for a team in the NFL to have enough talent, coaching, fortune, and character to win a Super Bowl. The character and swagger of this Eagles team was something truly special to behold. A true representation of the toughness and grit that makes Philadelphia what it is. Well done fellas, well fucking done.
As for my brother, There isn’t a person I love or care about more. It has been tough to process these feelings, of course I feel for him and am always rooting for him, but I know he does not need, nor want my pity. He has amassed greatness few on this planet could ever dream of, as has his team, and they should feel pride in their accomplishments this season and in the past. I know right now they are still thinking of last night and the shortcomings in the last game, But in time that will fade, and the greatness they have exhibited as a group will remain as one of the most dominant eras of football ever.
Man I love this sport, the people that play it, and the fans that enjoy it. Nothing else like it. Congratulations Philadelphia, I look forward to the speeches and celebrations that will happen in the coming days. I mean who doesn’t love a parade! In the words of Chase Utley “World Fucking Champs”, and to all the haters out there, remember what my man Jay Ajayi said “Fuck Em”
Go Birds