Khatar Patar

Parody • Satire • Humour
I’m the one who put “elation” in “public relations”.
The Shaukeen of Cinema, Sports, Memes & Politics.

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अधूरी कहानी पर ख़ामोश लबों का पहरा है,
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चोट रूह की है इसलिए दर्द ज़रा गहरा है।
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@padhleyaarpinka W girl.

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After seeing the recent condition of Indian Cricket Team and their batting lineups, Gay Shah & Co. decided to select Ram Gandu Charan as ICT Captain.

[🥶🇦🇷• @KuskiOffcl]

Orey goltis 😭

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@anushiyaxx Even after the D-Day, everything will vanish but this mfkin cringy South Indian cinema will stay.
Portrayal of every fkin Lead actor as a god makes my "dimag ka bhsda" every time.

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@TheCineprism One of the most traumatizing movie i've ever seen.

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@MAXNEON311 @AlphaTwt_ Dono ek hi hota h muslims mein.

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@ihailmyindia Monsoon ke baad delhi ki clean air ko lekar aise mdhrchdo ke tweets aate rhenge. Dec-Jan mein sab gayab ho jayenge. Stay tuned.

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@Ichanpyaari And that bhdva who played Lord Rama in Ramayana(Ramanand Sagar's) is totally spineless.

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@SilumaKhanya Football is a beautiful game with shittiest vague rules. Mf referee always prevails despite having much advanced technology in big 2026.

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This n!gga will be responsible for population decline in future.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Jovem de 21 anos se recusa a trabalhar porque não pediu para nascer:

“Meus pais me forçaram a nascer, então que me sustentem.”

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@news24tvchannel Gora h isliye jaane diya, koi Dalit hota toh uski gaamd me danda hota. Waahe guru di phatte.

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@miakhalifa You're a who*re bit*h.

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Apologies. What a comeback. I forgot they're Champions.

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70', 2nd Hydration Break, Score 🇦🇷0-2🇪🇬,
Now Argentinians will deliberately fall into the penalty box.

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Mfs had the wonderful chance to humble the Champions but they choked so bad & conceded 3 goals within 17 minutes.

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@MuskCaughtAP Wow! Kohli and Ronaldo fans are so similar.

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@gemsofbabus_ India mein aisa law bnega toh sbse pehle MP aur Judge saab pela jayenge.

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Mf thought that's Brazil with Endrick.

[Status-6 (War & Military News) @Archer83Able]

just what the hell was that

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Outrage so huge, that Inception girl didn't join them.

[The Odyssey Movie @odysseymovie]

The Odyssey cast joins Christopher Nolan in London. Get tickets now to experience The Odyssey in cinemas July 17.

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@cortementi773 If this is historically accurate, means pedophilia has been there in Christianity since centuries.