ellehaam

[𝕯𝐑𝐀𝐗 @kiss4kr1s]

BTS halftime show at my World Cup

[ellehaam @patatarbb]

“i’d do it for a zillion dollars”
“i haven’t heard anyone say the word zillion in like 10 years”
“that’s because no one wants to dream big these days”

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Just met a girl whose dad owns an air conditioning business

[Ayesha Siddiqa @iamthedrifter]

نثار میں تری گلیوں کے اے وطن کہ جہاں
چلی ہے رسم کہ کوئی نہ سر اٹھا کے چلے

جو کوئی چاہنے والا طواف کو نکلے
نظر چرا کے چلے جسم و جاں بچا کے چلے

ہے اہل دل کے لیے اب یہ نظم بست و کشاد
کہ سنگ و خشت مقید ہیں اور سگ آزاد

[Akhtar Mengal @sakhtarmengal]

When decisions are made behind closed doors, without judges, the accused, or their lawyers present, what remains of law, justice, and the Constitution?

For the missing and the victims of extrajudicial killings, it seems these protections are reserved for a select few. Stop mocking democracy and the judiciary. If Balochistan mattered, this is not how its people would be treated. Every day, it is being pushed closer to a point of no return.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

[slip disco @lallukamurgha]

atif aslam came to visit our home in my dream last night but he kept shape-shifting into rahat fateh ali khan every time i went in for a hug? then when i finally managed to hug him he leaned in and said "tumhari knicker phatti hui hai" ??

[ellehaam @patatarbb]

That will be 1 gazillion dollars please

[Symphony Rojas @symphrojas]

Actually, I prefer my local coffee shops to look like this!

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Hey man, do you mind if we push this call til next week? I’m thinking one or both of us might die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust, which would pretty much solve this whole problem for us

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

nonchalant boyfriend posting while your wife is getting jumped on twitter. he’s just like us

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Trump admin officials told congress in a closed-door briefings that the U.S. was responsible for targeting the area in Iran where a girls' school was struck and scores of children were killed — NBC

[Akhtar Mengal @sakhtarmengal]

The famous slogan ‘democracy is the best revenge.’ Apparently the new translation is: take revenge by recruiting every top death squad you can find. Truly inspirational politics mashAllah

[Chelsea Hart ۴۰۳۰ @chelseahartisme]

Most of the girls at Minab school were from Iran’s Baloch community.

Easily the most oppressed group in Iran living under an apartheid system.

It sickens me that people are using this tragedy to immortalise Khamenei who made Baloch lives a waking hell until the day he died.

[📜 @syntakhs]

watching sunni Pakistanis post sad edits for Khamenei is the most advanced case of stockholm syndrome I’ve ever seen

[aristos is still fighting @tienesraton]

Khamenei is no martyr. He is just lucky his death was less painful than his own people would have rightly given him. Regime media cares more about the granddaughter of that fossil than the almost 200 Minabi girls killed as well, it names none of them! Rest in piss all of you

[tide @yoovol]

they should invent someone who briefs me geopolitics every day