Patrick Whittle

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

Just reading about my GCSE struggles oh god how I was clueless 😵

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Happy Christmas to everyone. Except the Tierra Del Fuego people of Argentina. You lot can sod off.

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

All iOS 10 has done is rape my battery life

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

Missing the bus better be in fashion 😂😂 #late

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

Mum says got any whites to wash ? No mum I only wear black 👍🏻👍🏻

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

I thought my summer was gunna be relaxing and full of party's so far it's work and pony patting #eyebags

[Anthony Shaw @AnthonyShaw_]

Do we at least get a leavers hoodie? #EURefResults

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

Can you dunch like you can brunch #wandering

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

Yes Lordy https://t.co/XheQ2OqKaH

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

Overprotective parents are a bore #pap

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

Forgetting you have a paper 2 😭

[brownin🍯 @MonetItaliaa]

When you keep trying to divide 0.45 by 4 and it doesn't add up to 1.0 on the probability question #edexcelmaths

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

@Maddie3vans you could have saved the effort of using the # instead of writing hashtag so you would get ## https://t.co/pROdbMHsza

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

@Maddie3vans #kale

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

Planning my summer, might as well be revising for the retakes #failing #carrot

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

I really am winning now #keepthemcoming #onion @Maddie3vans

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

@Maddie3vans you're good for the likes aren't you ! #winning

[Patrick Whittle @patch_whittle]

Typical https://t.co/8HUKxuyIDe

[India❀ @inds_rising]

it's 2:19am n I'm just watching (crying at) vids of cats as per