Patches Pals Are Pro MYOB🇺🇸🚍🌊🇺🇦

School bus driver, grandma, ex-banker.
Reunite the children!
Love me some snark & sarcasm.
Voted Blue!

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@NoContextHumans Holy Chipotle

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Is anyone going to make a John Fetterman paper doll set? "Senator Fetterman dresses up for a day". Help him decide what to wear. Fun for all ages!

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@itsJeffTiedrich I hope it's a tan suit.

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@MadScientistFF This old

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@RonFilipkowski Word!

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@nathaliejacoby1 Nope

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@joncoopertweets Nope

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@RickChapterTwo @NashIsHereForIt @andersm31 @brianstelter "Good girl"??? GOOD GIRL??!!?? WTH?

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Hey, booksellers: Bundle 'em.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Now would be a good time to give every child in your life a copy of Fahrenheit 451, Lord of the Flies, 1984, The Handmaid’s Tale, and To Kill a Mockingbird

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@obeyjess925 Swedish Fish is the only correct answer.

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@RepRaskin Ha! Brilliant!

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@NBCNews In two weeks, maybe?

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@AccountableGOP Ritual?

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@BettyBuckley Yes

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@CalltoActivism Yes

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@DarkMSolvent Bozo punching bag

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@MadScientistFF Tuna burger? And, mashed potatoes with Chicken Parm? Outrageous!

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@JHaidak @krassenstein 'According to Trump...'. LOL!

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@krassenstein Of course they're lumpy & of course he gets lots of complaint calls about their lumpiness. The truth of that is in his 'over-the-top' defensiveness.

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@MadScientistFF The concert. The best friend would understand.