Ian Patching

I don't tweet very often. You're welcome.

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

The roads are a bit greasy this morning

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

A strawberry from my garden

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

I'm doing Oxfam Trailwalker next weekend. Donate to our team - Hard In The Slush http://t.co/R4jSrf2nhD

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

Oxfam Trailwalker Hard In The Slush http://t.co/R4jSrf2nhD

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

1993 vs 2013

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Ah, sisterhood.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

This is great parenting.

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

@jwaosborne you're fat

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

Please RT. I'm running 100km to raise money for Lord Somers Camp. Please donate. https://t.co/1gdEEjJSnW

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

Dear iOS7, if I wanted my phone to look like an android phone, I would've bought an android phone.

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

Some posters for your workplace @Iron_Lawyer http://t.co/mtPjddwOrJ

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

@mariekehardy #twerking families

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

Apologies to the guy I almost knocked over when my car rolled backwards in east Brunswick #sorry

[Tony Martin @mrtonymartin]

Only one woman in Tony Abbott's cabinet. I guess she'll be making the tea.

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

Help me make a difference for a cause I care about: https://t.co/1gdEEjJSnW #messengerForChange via @everydayher0

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

I'm running 100km to raise money for Lord Somers Camp https://t.co/1gdEEjJSnW #messengerForChange via @everydayher0

[Sweary the Bear @sweary_bear]

A little bit of fucking sympathy for Sophie Mirabella please. Win or lose, she has to wake up and be Sophie Mirabella tomorrow.

[Ian Patching @patchupstairs]

Election Day - and all Australians head to the polling booths for the same reason - to avoid a fine.

[Anti-Joke Cat @AntiJokeCat]

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.

[Atheist Foundation of Australia @AtheistAus]

Do they say these out loud before deciding to put them on their sign?