Anand V Patel

Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun! Degrees in Biology, Medicine, & friendship for everyone. All opinions are my mom's.

[Anand V Patel @patel]

@BluewaveFor2024 What does this have anything to do with me? Do you feel because I share the same last name I’m beholden to his politics or was it your too stupid to understand that @patel is not Kash Patel?

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@VictorDonvic998 Sorry.

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@itznanna100

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@Stopthehate555 @stopthehate555 is a racist that thinks I’m somehow connected to Kash because I share his last name. Stop the hate? Stop the stupid, please.

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@hopelessforkin1 @realDonaldTrump You included my handle for the same reason. Well I’d be giving you the benefit of doubt. After all you could be racist. Racist or dumb. Which is it?

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@_gettingBuckets @JBBHoops1 En inglés por favor! Me no speaky whatever you speaky.

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@martinmrmar @YogendranTweets Please feel free to denigrate, critique, and share your opinions on any and all religions. They are just a bunch of ideas. Nothing else. If a religion is not up to task for review, then maybe it’s not a religion worth exploring.

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@Blackaddar @BrittanyinTexas I should be arrested. It should not be for anything that other dude did, but if you can find a better reason, I’ll be happy to turn myself in.

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@Mizzcheevous1 No, it’s not me. I’m already in my country. Don’t let that interrupt you from barking more unenforceable idiotic suggestions

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@agenericpharmD @RepNancyMace @AGPamBondi Nah, don’t tell me. I’m not interested.

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@PopSci I found a fly in my soup. I’m available for interviews in case you deem it worthy of article.

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@rameshp07577662 No thank you. You repost too often with little content of your own. You also seem to care more about who is following you than actual connections.

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I want to be cremated. It's most likely my only chance for achieving a smoking hot body.

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@KAREN_KOODIE @FBIDirectorKash @AGPamBondi I am not a thief!
I’ve tried to steal my wife’s heart for years now, with many attempts, all of which resulted in failure.

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@chansoo @SaveAmericaNew Fat chance. I’m sleeping in on MLK day. I might take the kiddos to IKEA later too.

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@JesseSpots @DaveSFoley What would you being closer to an imaginary friend have anything to do with anyone else’s bitterness? Anywho, this too shall pass.

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@SamGache1 @KebirungiShyne Njia ya kurukia ndege inaonekana kujaa maji.

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@AlphaD_onn @telegram @durov I have no idea what's up with the interface. I'm sure it is irritating when you don't get what you want, when you want it. Personally, I would stop paying for the app and delete it.

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@PattersonADALO @pritipatel I assure you, I’m more absurd. It’s not even close.

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@MataGodie And I’m ghana keep takin it.

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@bernardcapulong Looks like Muji does.