Perry Platypus

janitor at Starbucks. GO FLYERS.

[josh @goalfarabee86]

Rick Tocchet’s current Whipping Boy just made Rick Tocchet’s Golden Boy look like Bambi on ice

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Geno Smith on the Raiders

[American Dad @_NotAmericanDad]

Coming soon……

[🍁 @LandOfNix]

Bo Nix: "I led my team to the playoffs as a rookie!”

Jayden Daniels: "I'm a super exciting young QB!"

JJ McCarthy: "I'm in the best situation in the NFL!"

Caleb Williams:

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i keep losing my money to this asshole

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Rep. Tim Burchett on the Epstein Files:

“Find them guilty, hang them publicly.”

[Ccc @DeportIslamX]

@Stephen15336438 @lefthook25 Alex, Max, Charles, Islam especially if he gets a KO would be the best 4 fight steak in UFC history imo buts he's obviously fighting Paddy/Arem next anyway

[Nabeel @Moneymamba]

Employees being asked to do their job on July 3rd

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I want someone who is opposed to the death penalty to explain in clear terms why exactly we shouldn’t drag this monstrous freak in front of a firing squad. She’s admitted her guilt so there’s no concern about accidentally executing an innocent person. So then why shouldn’t we? Honestly curious to see someone make the case.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

11 Sundays from right around now, we’ll be entering into the 1st Witching Hour of the 2025 szn. 💥

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

“No Kings Day” brought to you by a party that picked a presidential nominee without a primary.

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

You go Miso

[Bryan @Metalpanthers]

“MITCH THE SERIES WE WERE UP 2-0 IN IS SLIPPING AWAY, DO SOMETHING!!!!!”

Mitch Marner:

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Dak Prescott throws an interception

George Pickens 33 yards down the field

[Mario LeCrosGoat @MarioLeGoat]

Lane “The Anomaly” Hutson tonight 🔥🔥💪

26:32 minutes 😱😱😳😳🔥🔥 🕰️
0 goals 😤😤🔥🔥🔥🥶
0 assists 🔥🔥😤😤☠️🫵🥶
-2 😳😳🔥🔥💪💪💪
0 hits 😳😳😤😤💪☠️☠️☠️💪
0 steals 😳🫵🫵🔥😤😤😤
1 blocked shot ☠️☠️🫵😤💪🔥
head fakes 897 😤😤🔥🔥💪😳😳
2 turnovers 😳😳😳😱😱🤯🤯

a classic assterclass from Bustson and the habs are going to cancun 😤😤🔥🔥🏝️

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Shedeur Sanders: