pateyou

guy who talks to himself

[lunn @lunncrf]

assim q é ficar com uma mulher q beija gemendo

[pateyou @pateyouu]

I really want to hurt mean people

[pateyou @pateyouu]

I can’t believe I exist

[miss minecraft sex mod @xomadmax]

quitting my job with nothing else lined up and no savings like a true american

[thawg @dykeordeath]

applying for jobs im not qualified for

[Samay @Samaytwt]

Startup idea: LinkedOut

A place where employees expose the real reasons they left toxic companies.

[‎ً @softiealiaa]

the first time i saw this quote from sadie, i genuinely thought she was talking about life in general.. i was like HELL YEAH QUEEN ME TOO

[pateyou @pateyouu]

I love you Sadie Sink

[zach @mazzyyyyyyy]

this unemployment era has given me a renewed HATRED for recruiters. my god, what a fucking pointless job - and all of them are SO bad at it. they don’t know any answers to questions, they ghost, they’re disorganized. easiest job in the world and they can’t even do it properly

[pateyou @pateyouu]

@cabby TELL THEMMM CABBYYY

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT like when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[𝘈𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘧 ᥫ᭡🫧 @dhatsvee]

why every company wanna do 2-3 interviews? like damn do you need the help or not ?!?!!!

[estra 🏳️‍⚧️ @TRANSGENDHER]

me: hey brain could we not do a stress dream tonight pls?

brain: sure thing, boss. one extremely vivid sex dream with someone you're not allowed to have sex with coming right up!

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are people that you need to hang onto in life

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Genuine question: Has anyone got a job through LinkedIn or are we all just pretending that the app works??

[mar ♡ 🍅🧚‍♀️💐 @writerintheday]

yeah breakup sucks but have you ever been rejected from a job that you were so perfect for that it was all you hoped for since you saw the listing.

[miles @milesdotgov]

Anthony Bourdain: fuck, that’s yummy. That’s really fucking yummy in my tummy, man.

[Cliff Connolly 👁️‍🗨️☧ 🇵🇸 @CliffConnolly]

There’s a future where this is the manosphere