🎤tap, tap, tap... "Is this thing on??" 🎤
I've been out of the writing game for a bit, but am coming back to the written word. Please enjoy:
Requiem for a Beige Box https://t.co/wKvGCatZyc
Another low @AmericanAir... flight 1448 “waiting for maintenance” but apparently no one dispatched a tech. Now another airport sprint and 20 minutes to make a connection in DFW with a 14 minute walk. Thanks for keeping 2020 stressful!
@AmericanAir I now have 10 minutes to make my connection, and surely you’ll do the “we close the doors 10 minutes before” trick. Any chance you can ask the connection (AAL2857) to keep the doors open so I can make my surgery?
@AmericanAir But I’m sure I won’t make my connection since leaving me stranded in the wrong airport is the way you guys roll. You’re literally below 50% on getting me places on time. I hope you all show up to half your meetings with Doug hours late or not at all so he gets a taste of this.
@AmericanAir I don’t trust you all since you’ve left me stranded 3X in the last 2 months. I’d like to switch to delta so I can actually get home and your agent will not help after a 30 minute hold on the EP line. And I’m being lied to that you can’t switch me to delta as there’s “no seats”
I smile every time our expense app tells me I have $X in “outstanding” expense charges. I consider it a comment on quality rather than admonishing my lack of timeliness.