Dr. Ethical Necromancy

He/they, leftist, forensic pathologist, metal/horror enthusiast. Views are mine and do not reflect those of any institution anywhere.

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

Me: I feel very lonely and sad

Them: Yeah, there's a "male loneliness" epidemic

Me: That's not what I'm doing. What I'm doing is different

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

I've said it before: the only thing that could possibly be more embarrassing than being an American is being a European

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

my most "cop" take is that smoking is bad and no one should do it because i don't want any of you to get sick and die of lung cancer because you're beautiful

[rune sword @runesword1]

leaving the gorgon’s lair, everyone asking if she is dead. i say no. then why, they ask, are you not turned to stone? i don’t want to talk about it

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

The amount of undisclosed ads for AI garbage I get shown on here has risen drastically in the last like, couple of weeks

[Ayelet @massacredgirl]

I hate AI and the government and I love fat butts and soup

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

Apps love to show you a "most compatible" with like 3 dealbreakers right in their bio

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

Who up practicing haruspicy?

[rune sword @runesword1]

your ideal girl is somewhere in the woods covered in blood and organs trying to find the future inside a deer carcass

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

@pleasure_party_ Probably he doesn't post online to call strangers ugly

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

Maybe this is a hot take but a whole lot of women's beautification culture is just the female equivalent of gym bro stuff, ie a hobby partaken largely for the approval (and denigration) of those from the same gender, that falsely presents itself as an objective standard of beauty

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

I used to being the single friend, but now my friends are all losing multi-year relationships because their "ENM" partners decided to cheat anyway

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Rare American W

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

I do not understand the obsession some people have with developing a theory of morally acceptable cruelty and pretending it is progressive

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

It's solidarity or whatever

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

No you don't understand, I have to binge the entire season of the Pitt for authenticity. If they can survive all of that at once, I can too.

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

She just like me fr

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

Every time I go on this app I think “What am I doing on this app?”

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

All of my friends are people I know from jobs I've had and it's ruining my life

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

Sorry, we're out of dopamine right now. Can I interest you in some cortisol?

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

I don't know why I spelled it like that either

[Dr. Ethical Necromancy @patharchist]

Fun office question board asks "What would you sell your soul for?" but I can't exactly write "Every ICE agent and politician simultaneously gets testical/ovary explosion syndrome and dies" on a board at work, now can I?