Patrick Heaviside

The bird is dead, it has ceased to be it is an X social media platform.

Elsewhere the sky is blue, for now.

@patheaviside.bsky.social

Avi by @WotThaFluff

[Patrick Heaviside @PatHeaviside]

The bird is dead, it has ceased to be it is an X social media platform.

Elsewhere the sky is blue, for now.

@patheaviside.bsky.social

[Patrick Heaviside @PatHeaviside]

@Goldrushcomic Saw this post circulating as a meme, had to find the original to give it a like. So awesome.

[Patrick Heaviside @PatHeaviside]

@FakeEyes22 "Go truck yourself" they said, so he did.

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@TheRealCleoGib @moonvic76 That looks awesome and I'm guessing the colour of the sky inspired you to change your avi to The Worst Witch cover. Iconic 💜

[Patrick Heaviside @PatHeaviside]

@TheRealCleoGib A&E?! I'd be straight to the mortuary!

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How you're supposed to see any of that with shampoo suds threatening to turn your sclera the colour of angry candyfloss I really have no idea.

[Patrick Heaviside @PatHeaviside]

Had a new bathroom installed

The new bath, in every aesthetic the spiritual successor to the 6' bubble lamp that took pride of place in the corner of my bedroom as a teenager. Colourful, effervescent and sounds like you're trapped in a wind tunnel.

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The shower has countdown timer telling you how long until it shuts off and then tells you how much water you used and how much it cost you. Because apparently it was created by a Victorian workhouse owner.

[🕹️ Retro Gaming Guy 🎮 @retrogaminggeek]

Give me a page number between 4 and 351. Let's see what you 'win'!

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@cloverjag All the good thoughts for you all 💚

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All new bath going in, with lights and bubbles!
How far we've come, years ago if you wanted that it was a torch and a can of beans.

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No one's ever said "if you wouldn't mind could you *start* hamboning please".

[Patrick Heaviside @PatHeaviside]

@Hexejen_ Thank you so much 😊

[Patrick Heaviside @PatHeaviside]

@Hexejen_ I'll give you 2
My height, a life long point of derision, the immense practicality of being able to reach everything is clear to me now every day.
That and my voice, telling stories and projecting characters it's the aspect of my physical self I've worked on and refined the most.

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@FakeEyes22

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Them: I've got something to tell you.

45 minutes go by.

Me: Well, you know, instead of writing out that you had something to tell me, you could have just told me and saved me a stomach ulcer.

[Patrick Heaviside @PatHeaviside]

My new PC has 3 RGB fans down the front, another on the processor/interior and yet another on the graphics card.
My gaming mouse mat has it too.
4 different software paths to turn them all off and the mouse mat jives away like a rave until the software loads to tell it to stop.