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@Uber_Support [email protected]

[fat pat @patmcmarris]

@Uber dam 6 bucks cancelation fee after the arrival time was wrong. 1 minute turned into 2 into 5. I've had drivers cancel on me I didn't get any money. Glad I walked to a far away low traffic area where I could be picked up quick just to have to use a cab anyways. Thanks Mears!

[fat pat @patmcmarris]

@Uber I need to pay a driver back for shipping me something. Is there an in app way I can throw this guy a few bucks for being a good guy and pay him what he paid in shipping? Tried through cash app and venmo and there are issues. Just want to make things right for the guy.

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@espn cornhole?

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@VZWSupport Nah yall suck ass

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@verizon if youre gonna spam email me at least get my fucking name right. #notpatricia

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I ain't seen one person bitch about black Santa.

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Had to pay my mechanic in cash because @WellsFargo wouldn't let me spend over 500 bucks. How do I charge you a 35 dollar underdraft fee?

[fat pat @patmcmarris]

@WheelerWalkerJr awesome show in Orly glad I got to see ya

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@WheelerWalkerJr gotta come to lodge after your show tomorrow! Right across the street

[fat pat @patmcmarris]

@BrightHouse is awful. Tons of outtages. @Uverse think you can do better? Dm me I need internet and cable, I'll set it up tomorrow

[fat pat @patmcmarris]

@WheelerWalkerJr @aschultz_15 @MomandDad I made it

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Drink and rip darts for your health! Prost!

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So refreshing to see Ryan secrest hosting the Olympics /s

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Are green toilets really a thing? I've seen them in 2 commercials in the last hour...

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@KingRodric my mom has the same one!

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U ain nothin but a hoochie mama

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@RutledgeWood @adamferrara @TannerFoust I love the Gen grabs I had em on my jeep. Is there a sponsorship? I really love them tires

[fat pat @patmcmarris]

@RutledgeWood @TannerFoust @adamferrara holy shit new top gear?! Sorry I'm a day late

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Pretzels is the wurst snack good ever