PatrickC

The views expressed here are completely someone else's. It's like I'm a puppet or something...

[PatrickC @patocracy]

Can Tassie's new AFL team compete with the established clubs when it comes to getting bums on seats in 2028?

[PatrickC @patocracy]

There is an Auskicker out there building an army against Beau McCreery and I will help with funding #AFLGF

[PatrickC @patocracy]

They have just announced the crowd numbers which means BT has lost his biggest talking point and might have to attempt insightful commentary #AFLGF

[PatrickC @patocracy]

Who has the best coverage? #AusPol2022

[PatrickC @patocracy]

George Costanza is an orphan. RIP Mrs C.

[PatrickC @patocracy]

@danjohnson1979 @VegoutTas Over the road from Black Cow. Quite the dietary stand off.

[PatrickC @patocracy]

Thank God there is still one more quarter for @BTBrianTaylor to incorrectly name the players he hasn’t already misnamed in the first three quarters (excluding Orazio Fantasia). Consistency is commendable. #AFLPowerCats

[PatrickC @patocracy]

@KylePollard This is the quality we yearn for

[PatrickC @patocracy]

@KylePollard She probably hates it more now you’ve tweeted it.

[PatrickC @patocracy]

@toddsampsonOz I hope you’re chair shopping, otherwise that’s a weird background

[PatrickC @patocracy]

@KylePollard @tessarmstrong I also thought it was you...

[PatrickC @patocracy]

@ChrisBaileyNHS @addenbrookes @PancreaticCanUK @swimcube Hey mate, just wanted to say Tammie and I are thinking of you

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump’s Covid messaging:

JAN: It’s under control
FEB: It’s a hoax
M: Packed churches by Easter
APRIL: It’s going away
MAY: Time to open up
JUNE: Just embers
JULY: Time to open schools
AUG: Other countries are worse
SEPT: Vaccines coming soon!
OCT: *tweeting from the hospital*

[PatrickC @patocracy]

@KylePollard Longer drive home @KylePollard?

[PatrickC @patocracy]

So I’m not a raging one-eyed supporter of the ABC and I certainly don’t lose sleep about trains in Tasmania but I do love that stories like this get told...and told well. Great content, great production and a great result #yourabc #tasmania #trainspotting https://t.co/comIP9WReT

[PatrickC @patocracy]

@KylePollard Full credit to you KP. Inspirational

[PatrickC @patocracy]

@legz_11_11 Let his sons have a run...

[The Chaser @chaser]

Just got our hands on an updated version of that video from Scott Morrison #ScottyFromMarketing

[PatrickC @patocracy]

He genuinely never changed his hairstyle. That’s confidence! #RIPBobHawke #auspol

[Eliza Barr @ElizaJBarr]

Some people have wondered what exactly I asked the senator yesterday. Here’s one. #auspol