Patrick

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

[Patrick @patrick316n]

@Ayo__musco Men are in love, women are in business

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

By the time I learned Mudavadi and Weta were less inspiring than a boiled egg and a packet of Mala I had not even met Raila. For them to claim it is Baba who has taught us to disrespect them is utter rubbish. Respect is earned. They haven't earned mine.

[Words For You @_Wordsforyou11]

"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means the sun is about to set."

— Lin Yutang

[Patrick @patrick316n]

@sangdebby Njoo nikupande

[Patrick @patrick316n]

@RealNate08 😂😂🔥

[Patrick @patrick316n]

@Kianangih 😂😂😂🔥

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

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[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

Always remember, water that is too pure has no fish.

— Chinese Proverb

[Omambia 🥶 @chris29ke]

Next year tunanunua trousers pekee, t-shirts na kofia tutapewa kwa barabara

[30MinuteMinistries ✞ @30MinMinistries]

You ever been dead broke but God still supplied your every need ?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓 @CarolineThee]

Ni Burundians who are your fellow Africans mnaita foreigners 🫠🫠

[Lebo @Moolayboo]

Lord put me in a Position where I don't have to Beg, Borrow or Struggle.

🥹🥹😩

[Patrick @patrick316n]

@kuwamocho_ Chapo beans cannot operate the high gears kiongozi

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

The president was just outside my mum’s place launching a road and my mum was like “huyu ata ukiondokea kelele bado anakuletea kwa gate yako” 🤣🤣🤣

[Tete🇦🇺 @RealTete8]

If you blame a foreigner, who without connections, doesn’t speak sheng, or any other Kenyan language, maybe not good in English, for your misery and joblessness , you must be a big piece of shit!!

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

When I’m in the presence of real evil women I shut my mouth and listen

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Bro, huwa naenda kejani direct. Social life anga third space anaku.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Safaricom wakiona huna akili wanakuongezea Fuliza limit !!!

[z~epha @omoshtl]

Luhyas adding “kibarua” to everything just to make the hustle sound hard 😭

[Patrick @patrick316n]

@Breany_22 I've seen you in real life and I don't doubt that