Patrick Brice

Co-Creator and Director of THE CREEP TAPES 🪓🐺📼, CREEP + CREEP 2, THE OVERNIGHT, CORPORATE ANIMALS, ROOM 104, THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

Peachfuzz is now available for @BookCameo requests.
Don't be shy, he's as friendly as a rabbit.

https://t.co/hcoB5rySrb

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

@WhitStillman @polanskydj I've always had this question too. One of my favorite songs (and film!) of all time.

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

This is like watching the Sistine Chapel being painted. https://t.co/k3qF9OADZK

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

EDDINGTON vindicated once again

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

@03_ttcm Amen

[tom_tuna @tom_tuna]

Unfortunately this is what killed Bela Tarr.

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Peachfuzz does not fear the liminal

[Shudder @Shudder]

“A solid upgrade from its freshman year” – Bloody Disgusting

Get Season 2 of #TheCreepTapes on Blu-ray. Special Features content includes Commentary by Mark Duplass, Patrick Brice, and Chris Donlon
https://t.co/xrh3cU09IY

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

https://t.co/9gNwFYcVPi

[Seth @holzawn]

WAITTTTTTTT

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

@28ripslater 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[NawtDaviian @daviiantics]

Im so giddy with the realization that these shots are nearly exactly the same and that Creep Tapes s2e6 references Night Eyes like so explicitly (and mentions it too) but UGHHHHH LOOK AT HOW PERFECT THESE SHOTS ARE I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SAME HOUSE AT FIRST

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

THE OVERNIGHT (Brice, 2015)

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Has there ever been a more anxiety-inducing time to have a small penis?

In March, a dating coach named Anwar White went viral for a video instructing women how to “catch print”: the art of assessing a man’s penis size through his pants. The TikTok inspired countless women and gay guys to get online and speak openly about dick size. Before long, women were catching print on paintings in Versailles and celebrity pap shots of everyone from Mark Zuckerberg to Harry Styles.

It’s not just attention seekers on the internet obsessing over penis size. Last year at the DNC, Barack Obama used his hands to suggest that the current president is below average. In March, Megyn Kelly took to X and accused the conservative commentator Mark Levin of having a micropenis, also giving him a catchy, Trumpian nickname, “Micropenis Mark.”

Meanwhile, men are pumping their genitals with filler and “jelqing,” a stretching technique that involves stroking the shaft with pressure from base to tip in hopes of gaining a few centimeters. In a recent survey on penis size, 67 percent of respondents admitted to lying about their size. Notably, Gen Z reported the lowest confidence in their penises.

“I think there’s a hyperfocus on the way we look,” says White. “Men are going through a lot right now. Things aren’t as stable for them as they used to be.”

Brock Colyar reports on how in the age of looksmaxxing, Trump, and “catching print,” penis anxiety has returned with new energy: https://t.co/WDZgiRCJFU

[Sonny Rollins @sonnyrollins]

My wishes for the planet in 2024: No killing. No killing. Don't kill anyone, anywhere, for any reason. –S.R.

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES made me cry.

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

These guys treated me like shit for 45 minutes and then I bought a vastly overpriced copy of Neil Young's OLD WAYS. Great experience! 10/10

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

Has anyone in LA ever been to this shop?

It has a 1.9 star review on Yelp.
The hundreds of bad reviews talk about the owners being impatient, berating customers for browsing; even hurling insults at potential buyers for their lack of music knowledge. The occasional good reviews all say they came in
for specific purchases, the owner told them the same story about his collection and then they leave.

I went a few years ago randomly after walking by, I ended up with a record but it was a pretty brutal experience honestly.

1/2

[Patrick Brice @patrick_brice]

CREEP will screen Thursday 6/25 in Los Angeles (with a Q&A from yours truly) courtesy of @SLScreamshow! https://t.co/Ys0le4n8tk

[iris ⋆˚𐙚。 @porcelainedecay]

score

[gabriel @ethelmermanstan]

seeing blue film in a dying suburban florida mall

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Also works for Father's Day and 4th of July. Also everyday.

[castro :p @alfajororeoo]

el final de la primer temporada de the creep tapes es la mejor pieza televisiva de los ultimos años pero lamentablemente la vimos 3 boludos nomas