𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣.

He/Him🧡Latinx Mixed Kid🧡Bass GOAT

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

🏅 GOJIRA won gold at the Olympics

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

@MeganBitchell Do u wanna fart?

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

@TylerBeede I actually did! Had to get a Matsuda, but you the real MVP

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

@TylerBeede I'm FINALLY in Tokyo for a game and they've got none of your jerseys in the team store! What gives?!?!

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

Jeff Van Gundy and Marc Jackson are fucking clowns

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

I’m starting to think that white kids ARE strong enough to learn Black and Native history. It’s their parents that are having issues with it. Agree? #BlackHistoryMonth

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

@MLB Julian Tavarez

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

Just went to get @spiritboxband tickets and there's a 40% fee mark up

Fuck you @Ticketmaster

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

Every @Dodgers player looks like they went to private school in the IE

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

Blake Snell looks like he hasn't slept since he left Tampa

#getsomemimis

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

Mike Clevinger looks like he plays guitar in As I Lay Dying, but pitches like he sings for As I Lay Dying

#metalcore #Padres

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

@a_michaelkelly Apex!

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

Sure, sex is cool

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

@TedGabbard @BondHunterBond Awww...the Ted's Friends days!

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

🎶I got a cheeseburger in paradise,
Pack your bags we leave tonight🎶

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

Aw fuck. I forgot.

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

@TedGabbard We're doing both

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓟.𝓐.𝓣. @Patrick_Erhard]

Yahtzee is a gateway to DnD

Stop throwing large amounts of dice at Satan, sinners

[keegan @FranziaMom]

the abbreviation for monkeypox is MxPx