Patrick Muir

45th Generation Roman

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

World Cup content I can get behind😆😆

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

Saudi Arabia look to beheading for the win here… 🧐 #worldcup

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

Crysencio Summerville in an NFL stadium😝

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

@FootballCliches Hopefully not the last…

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

A fast winger✅

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Liverpool make contact with RB Leipzig as Yan Diomande pursuit steps up. #LFC currently in strongest position on player side if 19yo winger moves - #RBLeipzig determined not to sell. #PSG interest remains firm but less advanced at present @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/dt64tbgGNo

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

@AdamCrafton_ This is despicable😡

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

@tobyasky @LFCZA I bet that Bento is good in the box…

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

@MobstersDaily Is that the dude from Industry?!?!

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

Slot❌ Arsenal ❌

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

Lolz

[Anfield Sector @AnfieldSector]

Carlo Ancelotti has said Alisson has been training fully for the past two weeks and will be fully fit for the World Cup. 🇧🇷

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

MAJOR BREAKING: Pep Guardiola will leave #ManCity at the end of the 2025/26 season.

[via @MailSport]

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

Fair fucking play. One of my great joys in life is confronting smackheads shoplifting.

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

He’s shite. Missed a pen in the CL final. That goal against Luton was a flukey clearance. Won the league unbeaten in a farmers league… #LFC

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

Haha. Kill me🤢😡 #LFC

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

Look at Rice on Mavrapanos FFS😢🤪😩 Plus about 4 other penalty offences😡

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

That’s…. Bob Wilson. @FootbaCliches have a word.

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2011, Mitchell Carey ate a corned beef sandwich at lunchtime. Twenty-five minutes later he was on the floor.

He sweated profusely, stripped off his clothes, and told the people around him his pain was ten out of ten.He was rushed to hospital.

Doctors treated him, stabilised him, and sent him home the same day. A serious case of food poisoning, they figured. Rest, medication, fluids. He would be fine. He was not fine.

The following day he collapsed again at home and was taken back to hospital, where he died on August 18 from multiple organ failure.

His body had been quietly destroying itself from the inside since that first bite.

What was k*lling him was something almost no one on earth had ever encountered. Clostridium perfringens Type A had only been recorded seven times in the world, according to an expert who testified at the inquest.

Not a rare condition. Not an unusual condition. A condition so obscure it barely existed in medical literature.

His doctors had almost no framework for recognising it, no established protocol for treating it, and very little understanding of how fast it could move.

It moved fast. From sandwich to d*ad in two days. His organs failed one by one while his family watched and doctors struggled to understand what they were even looking at.

By the time the picture became clear, there was nothing left to save.

His d*ath had initially been attributed to stepping on a sea urchin during a recent holiday in Greece, which tells you everything about how invisible and bewildering Clostridium perfringens Type A is.

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

Got excited when I saw that flag👀

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm an update to its previously announced ticket pricing approach for future seasons.

[Patrick Muir @patrick_muir]

@IamChrisHarwood is that you🤪🤪