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Hamburger expert (not certified)

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@TheRooster Just use one seeker grenade and it’ll blowup

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@MarshaBlackburn @NICKIMINAJ @TrumpAccounts @realDonaldTrump She’s not an American citizen. You know that right?

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@MichaelWBratton

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@thatscraycrayyy Almost every cheer music track has the same 3-4 sound effects in it and one of those is a gunshot

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@OnTheMarksMedia That fake gave him the room he needed

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@Full_Slate_Pod Looks like he and his high school sweetheart are very active in their local megachurch

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@elliewing

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Why are they playing football at Forrest Gump’s house

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@wildweatherdan Covid is like a box of chocolates, you never know how bad it’ll actually get

Paxlovid really knocks it out quickly. My dad went from the worst he’d ever felt to sitting outside with a drink in a day and a half

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@SamRobertsWX 😞

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If I held someone as much as Alabama DBs do I’d be in jail

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@SamRobertsWX Someone asked me Friday what I was doing this weekend and I said “Nothing. It’s
Going to be awesome.”

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@Ask_Spectrum If you know it’s probably going to be fixed by 7 then you probably know what caused it. And the fact that you won’t tell anyone what caused it is irritating. Y’all need stricter regulations fr

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@GetSpectrum one of the biggest frustrations I have with internet service is knowing why it dies. My service is out. They say it should be fixed by 7pm. But when I call no one knows why. WHY IS MY INTERNET OUT AND WHY CAN I NEVER FIND OUT **WHY** IT IS OUT.

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@Ask_Spectrum NO. I already called. The people on the phone don’t know. That’s the point. Did a squirrel chew through something. Did Bob sit on a router and break it. Did Thanos snap a piece of equipment into oblivion. They don’t know. THEY SHOULD KNOW. That’s all I want is for someone to know

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@bertkreischer @thatchaddaniels Oh bougie Bertie boy

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Do you ever wonder how many people stuffed in car trunks you’ve passed in your life

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@lyman_brian What’s the motivation for this slowdown?

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$10 for 4 ounces of turkey. @bucees is wild, man 😂

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You can measure north-south travel progress on I-75 in Georgia by billboards:

1. Buc-ee’s
2. Carpets
3. Buc-ee’s
4. Adult Superstore
5. Pecans
6. Jesus is Coming
7. LIVE ALLIGATOR
8. Disney tickets

Then you’re in Florida