patrick

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

just woke up from a dream where this guy was cooking me in a basketball game and his name was Jarvis Lettuce

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

@jakobtheweird

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

お誕生日おめでとう、おじさん ジャーコブ !!! @jakobtheweird 立派な大人になって、誇りに思っています！またすぐ会いましょう！

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

@jakobtheweird my wife’s boyfriend

[Road Dog 😮‍💨🏄‍♂️ @jakobtheweird]

Getting to know Patrick at a very Japanese time in his life #awesome

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

3,300 posts on here and not a single one with more than 30 likes, i might give up and just become a Tik Tok influencer or Bitcoin farmer

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

i gotta find a crib near the corner of Unc Avenue and Chopped Street soon if the market is right

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

it’s a shame bbno$ seems like a pretty solid dude but his music is such dogshit

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

i love getting indirectly pissed at someone random for something they did to me in a dream

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

@jakobtheweird coming back to this, this is a banger

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

Dream was my number one artist for the month of September my Wrapped is so cooked 🤦🏻

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

bloodwork? uh, i sure hope it does

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

@craziestcr1tter talkin bout holdin your neck down like a dog for his edits and can’t even spell his name right #freemygoat

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

can’t spell tokyo without kyoto, and vice versa

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

@craziestcr1tter @PeteHegseth how dare you, i was merely just laughing at the idea of a fat cop on a treadmill with a donut on a fish hook just out of reach of their face and not letting them off until they’re under 225 pounds

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

there should be a weight limit for cops

[patrick @patrickbjones23]

@japan yall need a cookout bad