Patrick Maguire

Law enforcement professional, recovering (sad) K9 handler, believer in the power of community policing, writer

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Been a few years since I had the opportunity to chat with him, but @gglasgow61 was always a very nice and humble guy. Glad to see him being recognized as he continues to be successful with the @Lions. Can't wait to see them win big this Sunday! https://t.co/veNlC5I4IT

[Novi Community School District @NCSD]

Congrats to @TeacherHattie for being named NCSD High School Teacher of the Year. #NoviTogether #NoviPride

[Ann Arbor Police @A2Police]

Oh deer! Officer Dattolo performed a #DeerRescue this morning after being called to a home where a deer became stuck in netting. He was able to calmly cut the net and set the deer free. He freed it again when it got stuck in a saw horse. Click to watch: https://t.co/zst2IaIxd6

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Lucky dog!
https://t.co/Go9baYFiH9

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

@theskatingduck I'm assuming you were barefoot.

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

There may be a blizzard headed this way but at least @davematthewsbnd ànnounced tour dates today so I can think spring! Wonder how many shows I can convince The Wife to go to... https://t.co/s2kyvSOFvC

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Good boy, Chief!
https://t.co/Yph6zQhCyI

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Black Friday is the annual reminder that my personal email account serves no legitimate purpose anymore.

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

@TeacherHattie Or... We sleep in and visit in the afternoon when all the early birds are on their way out. Sounds like lots of sunsets with the @NatlParkService for us!

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

This is what many do not understand about your everyday officer. Even after you LITERALLY try to kill them, they are willing to show up and save your life. WTG, Officer Burnette.

[Ann Arbor Police @A2Police]

Thanks to @wxyzdetroit 's @simonshaykhet for recognizing our own Officer Burnette. This officer's actions demonstrate the professionalism we strive for in our partnership with the community. https://t.co/uNI9oKzjbS

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Good example of using social workers AND police from @LivoniaPD . Adding quality services for those in need does not need to come at the cost of police officers. https://t.co/Rm8lQgVFWN

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Why must this be either/or? Why not BOTH a well-equipped police department AND trained mental health workers? If social workers are the ONLY answer why do agencies like CMH routinely call police to respond WITH THEM? Cops and social workers need each other https://t.co/XoIdgCd99A

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

I know of one scout who will be even more successful than the troop selling outside the marijuana dispensary if her dad keeps leaving these #GirlScoutCookies right outside my office. #samoasforthewin

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Why must this be either/or? Why not BOTH a well-equipped police department AND trained mental health workers? If social workers are the ONLY answer why do agencies like CMH routinely call police to respond WITH THEM? Cops and social workers need each other https://t.co/XoIdgCd99A

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Happiest of birthdays to the co-hostess of my favorite show! @TheVannaWhite

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Well at least this helped me feel not QUITE so old.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Happy 184th Birthday to Michigan, the extraordinary state we love and get to call home.

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

So impressed with @SLCSD teachers and how they are working to keep kids engaged during a pandemic.

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

@nerdoscience So glad we went with percussion this year. The little practice pad is nice and quiet!

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

Nothing says 'holiday spirit' like trying to put on your duty belt and vest for the first time in months only to find out they've both shrunk. This #deskjob isn't helping with all the #covid weight I've put on.

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

I know you should never self-diagnose on the internet, but I believe I've found my problem.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Witzelsucht:

A mental condition that causes the sufferer to make inappropriate puns or jokes and tell pointless stories

[Patrick Maguire @patrickdmaguire]

A week after we bought him, our @GlitzhomeCorp inflatable Santa went from the kids' favorite decoration to just some half-inflated guy passed out in our yard when the fan died. So sad!