Maria Maguire

anchovies are not vegetables 🏒🏳️‍🌈

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

@amandbruh lol the announcer saying "loses his stick" as if it was an accident

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

@triumphdivision At least at DEN, as they upgraded to new machines you didn't have to take liquids or laptops out anymore. Learn to spot those machines, pick that line, and you have poor man's pre check.

[oneek @auqeno]

sometimes you just need a turkey sandwich and some chips

[Topher @toe_toph_tofu]

I don't know about you guys but I don't have any more passwords left in me

[shereen @shereeny]

there’s two types of jobs: ones where you have to sit down too long and ones where you have to stand up too long

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

you're fasting for lent, I'm furiousing for lent; we are not the same

[clare @sadderlizards]

give me like 3-5 days to get back to you i’m fighting off the rot again

[c l o u d y @cyber_bunnie]

i drink dr pepper in much more meaningful and profound way than you can understand

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

The Lions won the popular vote, though

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

@triumphdivision the shuttle bus at the airport was playing a game summary and they mentioned that fact every other minute. just rubbing it in.

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

@amandbruh I have a VIVID memory of someone from pwice getting a penalty for exactly this and being so upset bc she didn't know the rule!!

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I just know that if I had this tiny truck it would fix absolutely everything in my life

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

SOS my aunt is microwaving ice cream

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

@offishbish I still haven't forgiven them for tearing down Blimpy's, can't believe they're going after another beloved restaurant!!

[Steve Staeger @SteveStaeger]

Airlines could learn a lot about efficiency if they studied the Denver airport McDonald’s.

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

That's my aunt!!!

[Novi Community School District @NCSD]

Congratulations to @TeacherHattie for being honored as the @NoviEdFound @NCSD Educator of the Year. @FeldmanNovi #NoviTogether #NoviPride

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

@triumphdivision I mean. I am no expert but it seems like lawyers working for The People or whatever this dude wants would be more likely to be overworked and underpaid and so more likely to experience burnout???

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

@offishbish this year is off to a terrible start

[Maria Maguire @theskatingduck]

@reallyrawson I've been trying to convince everyone I know to use storygraph with little luck, excited to have my first friend on there!!

[Jenna Trubiano @jtribs14]

So close to 20% of our $20,000 goal to help cover our ice bill at Yost Ice Arena!

Thank you to Michigan and women's hockey fans for your continued support of the @umichwhockey program. Any donation/share of our campaign helps. #GoBlue

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