Patrick McKay

50/50 enunciate-r. @PointsinCase Graze Magazine @runciblespoonDC Defenestration Magazine @mcsweeneys

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

@JJCordovaK https://t.co/rf0jjvCh1y

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

That itinerary makes no sense. Instead do JFK > O’Hare > Newark then just take the train.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Love the holidays. Hate holiday travel.

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

Did he say, "Hey, Diedrich man"?

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

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[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

Method Man, Raekwon, and the Wu-Tang Clan Design Everything I Buy My Newborn - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency https://t.co/pEpdHB03Az

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

I called it. Well. No, actually, I didn’t. Had no idea this could happen. How did this happen?

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

Gender.

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

When I pay someone on Venmo I’m terrified I’m also sending one of those awful animated stickers that come up.

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

@baddestmamajama Good move. The condescension is far worse than you think.

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

@SteveMartinToGo Sad Mood Banjo. Can I use that name for a podcast, a literary site, or my VRBO branding?

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

Very true. Willis expected to go 21-ish, so it could happen!

[Peter Trueblood™ @petertrueblood]

@patrickdmckay Trade up to #2? Schneider only knows how to trade back.

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

Totally. #MalikWillis

[Corbin K. Smith @CorbinSmithNFL]

My thinking is that #Seahawks fell in love with a quarterback last week and that pushed them to decide to make this deal.

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

I bet they're working HARD on that one.

[Joe Fann @Joe_Fann]

My next question:

Will DK Metcalf sign an extension amid the QB ambiguity in Seattle?

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

I'm a believer.

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

Biting the bullet and skipping straight to the draft. And my prediction. #Seahawks #2022 #MalikWillis

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

After a long hiatus, episode 5 of #Pandemerica is out.
https://t.co/8rSiLrilOz

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

I like the white Kraken jerseys better. The dark blue look like Bob Newhart’s pajamas. #SeattleKraken

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

“Sure, Just Dance counts as exercise. I mean is exercise. Is. Go ahead and have 30 minutes while I fill this wine carafe with scotch.”

@patrickdmckay has some thoughts on keeping a chill vibe when Mom’s not around. https://t.co/uJwPMkwRHu

[Patrick McKay @patrickdmckay]

"I've been a vegetarian for a long time and I hate it." Can't think of a better review for Impossible Burger.