Patrick Cooper

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

When people say there was a 9 minute long standing ovation for a film at a festival, I honestly can’t fathom what that looks like. 30 seconds in, I’d be thinking we’re kind of milking it.

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

@bshaughn Pizza Hut? More like Pizza Huge!

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

🥺 RIP P-22. Let’s start building these wildlife bridges to give these creatures space to roam.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

The mountain lion P-22, who lived in the heart of Los Angeles for a decade and became the face of an international campaign to save California’s threatened puma population, has died.
https://t.co/zafJL4WY7O

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

I love that point at the end of each season where I’m reminded that Ned Schneebly from School of Rock is who is causing me to yell at the TV every Sunday #WhiteLotus

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

@bshaughn Also, moving it downtown means this wild thing called public transportation is available. We’ll probably eventually extend the tram but until then, a shuttle system could help people park anywhere downtown. And spend money at more local establishments.

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

If you told me this entire movie was written by AI, that'd make a lot more sense.

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

How I imagine the Michelin Guide and the Michelin Tire employees look at company-wide functions:

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

@bshaughn Third-Life crisis sounds more like someone who is on their third round of reincarnation and the shine of a 'new start' is really starting to wear off...

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

@corianda Books or shows? If books, Dark Matter by Blake Crouch is really good sci-fi and somewhat spooky

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

@bshaughn We watched ‘Stand and Deliver’ in our math class once and even then I thought it was a stretch..

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

The Harry Potter franchise asks the bold question…what if we gave everyone deadly weapons? And what if we did it when they were children? The answer: not great.

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

Show some respect to my guy, Osmosis.

[SMEEF @smeef_]

can't believe we just seen these two mfs fight

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

The people that knew about Daylight Saving Time vs. the people just finding out this morning as they wake up:

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

Wordle tested my patience today.

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[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

@hannah_barr At first I thought you meant a hotel-based show…because that’s definitely “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody”

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

Wait…is the ‘bad reputation’ referring to the weird incest ad they made in the 2000’s? Because if not, then I’m still waiting for an apology for that.

[Ad Age @adage]

.@Folgers is embracing its "bad reputation" with a new campaign breaking today. ☕️

A 30-second spot kicking off the campaign seeks new converts and reconsideration from those that may have left the franchise with a little help from Joan Jett’s punk anthem "Bad Reputation."

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

@bshaughn Oh, so I guess we are all just collectively forgetting the the utter joy that is the Science Center?? Tell us your mind hasn’t been blown by their omnimax theater without telling us…am I right?

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

@gabrielleschock That woman definitely asked nicely for her present to be shipped to her but was told “just leave some room in your suitcase”

[SPACE.com @SPACEdotcom]

NASA's Parker Solar Probe has touched the sun in daring mission milestone https://t.co/UnnKLjsugc

[Patrick Cooper @patrickgcooper]

@megsauceboss With the right attitude