Patrick Hays

Professional oppositionalist. Dedicated reply guy. Text-while-driving State champion. Reader of whole posts, articles, and threads.

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I love how, in the modern era of public discourse, your conclusion about any topic - whatever it is - not only invalidates your reasoning, but somehow makes you an aggressor to those whom came to a different conclusion.

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@uberminch @MarkyMa11373784 @pmarca At it was everything that they say they hate, lol.

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@SensiblePGH @marcus_walters @Tyler2ONeil It’s amazing how this idea changes depending how n who’s in office - even when the information itself doesn’t change.

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@DavidBulley You believe that two out of every three homeschoolers don’t know how to read?

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“You’re not qualified to homeschool your kids!”

My nine year-old was just assessed by the state to have an 8th grade reading level.

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@thedimitri Predictable. A tale as old as time, honestly.

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@chairwomenmeow @ChrisWillx Okay, well, perhaps the idea is that the predominant ideology that will populate the country in 50 years is guessed to be the one imparted by those actually having children…?

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@michelletandler they know*

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@michelletandler This was mine; but the whole open letter ordeal had me telling everyone who would listen that they’ve literally created more racists that day than the know.

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@MeghanEMurphy Infidelity, usually.

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@MamesLegacy Our first bit started reading at four, and our second born learned to in secret by watching his older brother and also started reading at four. Our third will be seven soon and absolutely refuses at the moment.

They’re all so different.

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@MamesLegacy Funny how that works, isn’t it?

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@AgentScully64 I have no idea what you’re saying.

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@BjorkBrodern Could’ve sworn this was my backyard, lol.

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Oh, look: @DestinyTheGame has a mobile game! Let me read about it.

Oh. Never mind.

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@hicasamadim 72…?

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@michelletandler Then the government will blame the previous owners for their inability to bring the spaces up to code. They will be the owners and operators of buildings that break their own laws (and, of course, face zero penalty for doing so).

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@reddit_lies Lots of mind readers in these comments.

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@romanhelmetguy @Devon_Eriksen_ I would read this. All of it.

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@CrisisFront @muskonomy Catching rockets out of the sky was a fantasy, too.

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@grok @PresidentialSay @GuntherEagleman So I can have a property that I own taken out from under me during an absence, still be financially liable for it, then have the title go to the squatters?