Patrick McGee

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[Sam @NUFC7890]

Fair play to newcastle but surely 3 Mongas on the right wing is enough?

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Newcastle with £80m to spend again after screwing it up wasting £150m last summer #nufc

[Kris Kross @KRISKROS5]

Give him a lifetime deal hahaha #osula #newwes #nufc

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Congratulations to 11-year-old William Osula from Denmark, winner of today's MU Soccer Schools World Skills Final.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Anthony Gordon is the second top scorer in the UCL this season.

10 goals for Newcastle's No. 10 💪

[Matt_W @MattW36565526]

Morning Geordies

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - Nick Woltemade drinking an orange-coloured liquid.

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Benjamin Sesko "only wanting" Man Utd was the best thing to happen to #NUFC this summer

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Didn’t go on strike, didn’t post a statement on instagram, just got his head down and waited for his move to Juventus. All Newcastle fans are happy to see him do well. That’s the difference.

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Alexander “Best in the world” Isak doesn’t make the bench meanwhile Nicholas “Waste of money” Woltemade starts and scores the winner. Interesting.

[Chloe Anderson @NUFCBrace]

If I was Isak watching this I'd feel so embarrassed and guilty watching my teammates go through this.

Absolute warriors out there for Newcastle and he's completely hung them out to dry #nufc

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Isak saying #NUFC have "broken promises" whilst the club that he wants to join swooped in and bought the player we were trying to buy to enable him to leave. Oh, and they are also yet to even submit a reasonable offer for him. Stupid stroppy rat.

[David @FourNaanJeremy]

Really is hard to shake the feeling that at some point in the last 5 years, a decent chunk of the population went completely and irredeemably mad. Like, properly insane.

[Weldy @Weldy43]

Matt Targett scores goals

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

🚨 EXCL: The Partners and Children have turned down this offer. Newcastle now move on to other targets.

Aunties and Uncles have been mentioned. 👀 🔜

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Did Trippier down tools when Bayern came calling?

No he buckled down and shagged every uni student Jesmond had to offer.

Could learn a thing or two, Alexander. 😤

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Ship Andy Howe and Darren Eales off to the North Pole and fold the club. We won our trophy. That's as happy as we are allowed to be. Goodnight #NUFC