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I am an underwhelming tweeter

[patrick @patrickmharley]

I’d say my art field trip was a success

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

The IRS has warned Americans that they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal, & Zelle over $600

The $600 threshold includes part-time work, side gigs, and selling goods

Wasn't the plan to go after Billionaires?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The media is a click-seeking machine dressed up as a truth-seeking machine

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

kylie jenner is out here taking 3 minute flights with her private jet but i’m the one who has to use paper straws

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only thing more remarkable than DOJ not leaking the list is that no one in the media cares. Doesn’t that seem odd?

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

When you feel disgust for people based on their politics, it's a sign you're not in your right mind.

When you let politics damage your relationships, it's a sign you're not in your right mind.

You're probably in more of an information bubble than you realize.

3/5

[ESPN @espn]

Clayton Kershaw was perfect through 7 innings on 80 pitches.

The Dodgers elected to pull him from the game ending his chance at just the 24th perfect game in MLB history.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sometimes when ur hands get wet ur like how the hell am i gonna get out of this one

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

So, let me get this straight.

An NFL player is found guilty of betting on games, and is removed for a year.

Yet when politicians trade on priveleged, unusual information, investigatioms are dropped and there is no fine most instances.

This needs to change.

[mckenna @mckennatakami]

the world became soft the day we decided to remove the gun emoji

[ghost of george pepperdine @Mal_Hibou]

Pepperdine: we are a nonprofit 501c3 tax-exempt organization that is Christian, student-centered, and definitely not just a way for executives to make a bunch of money. It is more blessed to give, than...

also Pepperdine: let's pay our guy $1.3M/year and let him work 5 hrs/week

[E.M. Hudson @EMHudsonlives]

Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.

[patrick @patrickmharley]

Liking the Tim Allen Santa Clause movies is a personality trait

[patrick @patrickmharley]

@colend99 Say it again

[CJ McCollum @CJMcCollum]

I wonder if they packed before the game

[mackenzie @noodledoodle444]

https://t.co/V2XKlvSQg3

it's the law for them to publish it publicly ever year. I can only find the most recent from FY19 (July 2018-2019) but here it is. pages 10-12 are fun if you've ever wondered how much important ppl are paid.

[patrick @patrickmharley]

@colend99 Imma email you the tweets

[Misha @misha_semenov91]

Still throwing out the coleslaw

[patrick @patrickmharley]

wait a second

[patrick @patrickmharley]

What if your timeline had a counter to let you know you’ve been scrolling for 7 hours and 29 minutes