Emo Kylo Ren

My parents think the dark side is just a phase but they don't understand me.

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no i don't look "strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark" dad
that is gundark cruelty
language has power

[Emo Kylo Ren @patricknielson5]

dear diary
wow
c3po really loves to talk
darth vader must have felt it was important for him to tell people statistics but i dont know why

[Emo Kylo Ren @patricknielson5]

mom
can you come pick me up
my tauntaun died
please hurry it is quite cold

[Emo Kylo Ren @patricknielson5]

you don't need a lot of fake friends when you have real friends like darth vader

[Emo Kylo Ren @patricknielson5]

Are You There Darth? It's Me, Kylo

[Emo Kylo Ren @patricknielson5]

Bath time

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You're not you when you're hungry

[Emo Kylo Ren @patricknielson5]

Seriously I don't see it

[Emo Kylo Ren @patricknielson5]

*stands apologetically beneath your window with a boombox playing the Imperial March*