Patrick

I made this account to hide my fantasy football intake from my league mates

[Patrick @patricknohands]

@fatplategolf @usopengolf @taylormade Yoooo @garretenright

[FatPlate Golf @fatplategolf]

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Win a PuttPlate with Mirror Insert, MirrorBar & @taylormade #TP5 #TP5x balls.

Tag a golfing buddy & if you win we’ll let them have some balls too!

To enter:
1 RT, Like, Comment
2 Tag in a buddy

#DrainIt! #feedback #5WITCH #5eeForYourself

[Patrick @patricknohands]

Every 12 hours like it’s scheduled. Are you sure you have the right engineers?

[XBOX Support @XBOXSupport]

We hear your reports of sign in issues on Xbox One consoles. Our engineers are aware and working hard to get this resolved as we speak.  We will be sure to update you here as we know more.

[Patrick @patricknohands]

I'm playing a game called @hqtrivia! You should play too. Use my code "patricknohands" to sign up https://t.co/ElD0mxuRlB

[Patrick @patricknohands]

@heathcummingssr @WillBrinson 6-7? How on earth was that team allowed in the playoffs?

[Patrick @patricknohands]

@TheFFBallers I didn’t need (Andrew) Luck to win this week

[Patrick @patricknohands]

😮🤯

[Big Cat Country @BigCatCountry]

TFW someone tells you they’re not going to vote today.

[Patrick @patricknohands]

@SethayatesDFS I wanted to say Curtis Painter, but looking back at stats, Peterman is worse by far. Idk how, but he is. Those poor Bills fans

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

“Derrick Rose drops a career-high 50 points!”

NBA Twitter:

[Patrick @patricknohands]

@jasonmoore could you start Mahomes most weeks? My 12-team league overdrafts QBs and I disturbingly dropped him to stream Dalton. I wanna drop $15 FAAB, but is it enough?

[Jonathan Morrison 🙋🏻‍♂️ @tldtoday]

So uh. Don’t buy an iPhone X because I got 10 to giveaway! RT if you’re in! 👏🏼

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[Patrick @patricknohands]

@ProFootballTalk There would never be enough players to field a game

[Patrick @patricknohands]

In what episode do you guys talk about teams out of the playoffs adding/dropping players? @TheFFBallers

[Patrick @patricknohands]

But.. but that’s what leaders do https://t.co/OMjuTCQRu3

[Cincy Jungle @CincyJungle]

Marvin Lewis says it’s "not my responsibility" to get
#Bengals motivated to play https://t.co/yZQ17DVkRL

[Patrick @patricknohands]

@Michael_Fabiano I had to roll out ASJ and Graham.. it could be worse

[Patrick @patricknohands]

@jasonmoore I’m still gunna win the #FootClanTitle ya’ll have prepared me to get past just this 1 hiccup. I’m a golden god right now

[Fantasy Champs @MyFantasyChamps]

https://t.co/J8DlK8y9QZ is giving away a free bling bling #fantasyfootball ring for #NFL #Week14. Retweet and follow @MyFantasyChamps to enter. Details below.

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

Oldest player to ever play in a Pro Bowl game? John Carney at 44.

RETWEET and let's give @adamvinatieri that honor. (He'll be 45.)

#ProBowlVote

[Patrick @patricknohands]

@AdamSchefter